LONDON - The London Revue Gazette is reporting that famed London prostitute Chloe Mafia, who can do some amazing as hell things with whipped cream, Maraschino cherries, and three Costa Rican bananas has announced that she would like for Simon Cowell...
PARIS - England's Castle Moat Pictures has just announced that the Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated movie Ho, Ho, Ho has just been named the number one motion picture in Europe. The English film which was produced by Britain...
LONDON - Two of England's most well known females, Monica Mint and Chloe Mafia, have decided to enter the recording studio and record a song that was written by Sir Elton John. The M & M duo first met John at a local Lady Laura's Land of Fish...
LONDON - Famed British motion picture producer Reginald Chiswicket has just announced that he, in conjunction with Castle Moat Pictures, will soon begin production on the World War II holiday epic entitled, Ho, Ho, Ho. The film is x-rated due to v...
SOHO, England - Famed 'Lady of The Evening' Monica Mint reportedly told her dentist/sex therapist Dr. Basil F. McPiccadilly, that she is upset, angry, and madder than a dairy cow with an inverted udder at X-Factor contestant Chloe Mafia. Monica sa...
LOS ANGELES - Larry King was successful in being the first American journalist to land an interview with one of Europe's most famous 'Ladies of The Evening' Monica Mint. She agreed to do the interview but only on the condition that Mr. King did not mention her rather humongously gigantic tits. LARRY: Well hello Miss Mint and welcome to my show. MONICA: Thank you Mr. King, but you can call me...
LONDON - One of the most famous or infamous females to ever come out of Spain has confessed to her hair stylist Señor Olé Olé Olé that she would like to visit Buckingham Palace. Señor Olé Olé Olé asked her to please bring him back a photo of one o...
PALMA - The beautiful Isle of Majorca in the Mediterranean Sea was the setting for what Charlie Sheen called the best friggin date that he has ever had. Sheen, who stars in the sit-com Two and A Half Men said that as soon as he saw Monica Mink he...
CHICAGO - One of America's leading toy manufacturers, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just announced that they are stepping up production 24/7 on their Monica Mint Inflatable Doll. A spokesperson for Hasbroken, Ava F. Bongbuffer, stated that they t...
TV star and WAG Abbey Clancy - famous for being a TV star and a WAG - has apparently called it a day and jetted off to the Balearic island of Majorca to join her mam after revelations in the press that fiance Peter Crouch had paid teenage Algerian pr...
LONDON - The developments in the Peter Crouch - Monica Mint Scandal are developing faster than Heidi Montag's breasts. It now appears that the gorgeously sexy Spanish prostitute has told a very close friend of hers that her next goal is to take Ch...
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