PARIS, France - (Satire News) - The curator of the Louvre Museum, Claude Jean Keanu Milquetoast, has sadly informed the painting fans of the world that the famous painting that was painted by Leonardo Luigi da Vinci has been attacked by wayward, vici…
Paris, France - According to a super French art historian, Guy Ohlalâ, the Mona Lisa is not happy about the Louvre Museum opening back up after being closed for 4 months due to some weird bat burger illness. Monsieur Ohlalâ claims that he has a ve…
At a packed press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station last night, Mona Lisa (yep, the one who's the subject of Leonardo da Vinci's famous 1503 painting) told the world of her outrage to find out that someone had made a Lego likeness of her famo...
Florence, Italy - "Whoever this woman was she was a dog alright," pit digger Guido Mortadella at the Martyr's Crypt at the Church of Santissima Annunziata told reporters today as news of the forensic breakthrough went viral. Weeks of painstaking e...
Scientists in Florence, Italy, have confirmed the identity of Leonardo Da Vinci's model for his Mona Lisa painting, after centuries of speculation. Extensive DNA testing of an exhumed body, computer modeling, and meticulous employment records from...
The art world has been shaken by a different version of the Mona Lisa which has previously been stored in a Swiss bank vault. In the painting La Giaconda appears ten years younger and is even more beautiful that in the other portrait of her. Duri...
Washington - International Space Station crop circle etchers behind a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge, Wiltshire depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe appear to have struck again tonight. Their antics were widely reported in 2011 by QM-News...
Paris - Italian art historians are having none of it of course despite an avalanche of evidence coming from Paris. But the quest to locate the last resting place of Lisa Gherardini Del Giocondo suddenly shifted this week from the Ursuline Convent...
London - The restoration and complete overhaul of a 15th century copy of Leonardo da Vinci's Verging On The Rocks has revealed a new version of the Mona Lisa. Sitting surrounded by Stonehenge's awesome monoliths the Florentine beauty wears a crims...
HARFOLD, Vt. - In a recent study released by Harfold State College, nine of out 10 college males answered, "NOT!" when asked if the Mona Lisa was hot. The survey was conducted last Friday night in Nate Horner's dorm room where he and nine of his f...
STEVE JOBS - As the family, friends, and Apple geniuses continue to mourn the passing of America's beloved Steve Jobs, there is a cultural phenomenon reshaping the art world. In his passing, Apple CEO Tim Cook decided to post a picture of Steve J...
Art experts recently called in by the Museum du Louvre in Paris to take another close look at the signature on a famous oil painting they have there, that of the 'Mona Lisa', after they'd noticed something unusual about it say the experts have now co...
There were extraordinary scenes at the world-famous Louvre museum today when a French art expert was challenged about his policy concerning the Mona Lisa. Leonardo Da Vinci's iconic masterpiece of the young woman with the mysterious smile has been...
As further evidence emerged that the worlds most famous painting 'The Mona Lisa' is actually a man, experts have indeed made significant findings to back that up. For centuries art lovers and critics alike have asked who the smiling lady is, and a...
Scientists and theologians have had a mystery on their hands for the last few days, after it was discovered that there were tiny letters and numbers in the eyes of Leonardo Da Vinci's, Mona Lisa. The letters were undiscerning to the naked eye but und...
Paris - (Wingnutz Poser): Was Leonardo Da Vinci a numerology freak who predicted the rise of Dan Brown conspiracy theories? The discovery of tiny numerals and mysterious occult symbols on the Mona Lisa's eyeballs says it all. "It's a message a...
The global launch of the Apple iPad on Friday was a major event. In Paris, early crowds to buy the iPad at the Carrousel du Louvre shopping center in the museum complex outnumbered the people waiting in line to see Leonardo da Vinci's famous paintin...
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