KABUL, Afghanistan – (US Satire) – The new president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, is extremely thrilled, and proud that he has finally managed to find a reputable bookkeeper to do the books of the new Taliban government. The official Aghani ne…
In the wake of New York attorney general Eric Schneiderman's resignation, another top government official elsewhere has succumbed after similar startling revelations of unwanted sexual assaults on women. Following a painful and sometimes tearful c...
The Prime Minister is still refusing to leave his home in Downing Street to face reporters following the urgent telephone call he made to President Putin last night when demanding that Russia return Mount Snowdon to Britain immediately. The front...
When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles. "Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vi...
A misunderstanding between designer Julia Kendell and the Durham family in Milton Keynes has resulted in the show not being aired. The DIY SOS team were called in to do their usual redecoration special for the Durham family, after learning that th...
Manager of Stalybridge Celtic, Jim Harvey, admitted his shock when he discovered that the entire team had resigned. "I was told by a text message," Harvey said in a press conference at the club's Bower Fold ground. "Chairman Rob Gorski sent it."...
Singer Adam Lambert is not the best at remembering things, he admits. So after agreeing to help in the community where he has purchased a house a few months ago, he had gone to a community meeting just to see what goes on. A source told us that Ad...
Canadian Industry secretary, Tony Climbon, made a Freudian slip in an announcement to the nation. 'I want more sucksex stories' he said, then 'I mean sex stories' then 'I mean success stories.' Psychologist Dr Florence Rimmer explained this sl...
Police in Yorkshire say they have apprehended a suspect in the case of a mysterious turd that was left behind a door at a local factory. Polly - no second name - was arrested last night after confessing to friends that it had been her who had laid...
A Chinese journalist caused controversy at a recent press conference when he asked Gordon Brown: "When you think you will have an erection?" After the laughter had stopped, Mr Brown replied carefully. "That will happen when the time is ready. I...
"He had been acting strangely since day one, lurking around behind clothes racks and spending a lot of time watching the security monitors in the back room," said Quentin Newbry, acting store manager for Jamieson's Supermarket in La Puente,Ca. Gu...
Grand Isle, Louisiania - Shrimper Armand Lecavalier donated his 40 foot shrimp boat to the Obama campaign last week making it the tenth boat in a week the Obama campaign has received.
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