CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was in Cheyenne on the western leg of her book signing tour for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. Miss Prejean stopped to have lunch at a local Taco Terrifico Diner. She was chat...
SALT LAKE CITY - The ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was in town at a book signing event for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. One of the seven persons who was in line asked her if it was true that she had made a sex tape. Prejean was t...
EL SEGUNDO, California - After months of legal haggling and maneuvering, the case of Carrie Prejean, Miss California vs. The Miss California Pageant and Amalgamated Entity USA, has been settled. When the 22-year-old Miss Prejean was asked for the...
MALIBU BEACH, California - Speaking from a rented beach house in Malibu Beach, ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean has announced that her attorney Magenta Duffydyke has filed several lawsuits on her behalf. Named in the various lawsuits are The Fede...
Los Angeles, California - As the now former Miss USA's scheduling records will eventually prove, if ever they are released under this politically charged atmosphere not experienced since the Salem witch-burning saga during the colonial era of pre-Ame...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump's support of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California has gone out the window. The Trumpster dumped her in the dumpster like a hot tamale. An aide to Mr. Trump, who owns the Miss USA Pageant, said that he overheard...
VISTA, California - Miss California, Carrie Prejean has really been put through the grilling mill, the grinding mill, and the mams mill. The 22-year-old native of San Diego, California said that as long as the owner of the Miss USA Pageant, the pleasantly pompadour-haired Donald Trump believes in her and supports her that is all that matters. Prejean said that she has no more tears left. To...
SAN DIEGO, CA - Reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean is convalescing at Sharp Memorial Hospital in San Diego after being felled by a freak lightning strike this afternoon. Police have launched a full investigation into the incident after police...
London, England - Drinknation.com has just the changed the famous cocktail drink "Sex on The Beach" to "Carrie Prejean Spontaneous Boob Shots." All the ingredients are pretty much the same: 2 oz. Cranberry Juice, 2 oz. Orange Juice, 2 oz. Pineapple...
Hollywood, Ca - News is just emerging that reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, 21, who came out vehemently against same sex marriage causing outrage in many quarters, is nursing a very dark and dirty secret indeed. It has been revealed that...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN - Well known by members of the Christian community for His benevolence, the Lord Jesus Christ has offered Carrie Prejean forgiveness for her sins, according to both Christ and the reigning Miss California. In addition, she has been...
VISTA, CA - With her pink-panty clad, topless image recently appearing on the Internet, it would appear reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, 21, has her hands full, getting plowed in the media, really taking a pounding from every side. Miss Pr...
Hollywood, California - Famous movie director, Brian DePlama, has just signed a deal with an independent film production company to remake his classic teenage horror film from the '70s: "Carrie". Roles originally played by Sissy Spacek and John Travi...
London, England - Scotland Yard, London's finest metropolitan police since 1864, was called to the set of a BBC studio when a bloke made a threat against Miss California's life, upsetting viewers at home. "The presence of Scotland Yard investigat...
LOS ANGELES - Miss California says that she is so mad that Perez Hilton ambushed her during The Miss USA telecast with his 'gay question' that she has decided to move to Wyoming where there are no gay people. Perez Hilton who is an avowed 'gay guy...
Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...
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