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Funny story: The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest. The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘...

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Funny story: Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

T&A City, Nude Joisey--Ms. Virginia advanced in the Ms. Amerika Contest after her politically correct, although sexist, response to the National Foosball League (NFL) controversy concerning players who “take a knee” during the playing of the US n...

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Funny story: There She Was--Miss America

There She Was--Miss America

It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...

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Funny story: St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

Earlier today, St. Jude Children’s Hospital confirmed that they will be debuting their much anticipated “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”. Children under the age of sixteen are encouraged to sign up prior to the December 1st deadline, so long as they are...

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Funny story: Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

(Atlantic City, NJ) - Following on the heels of the recent Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City, a criminal now known as the Ninja Bitch Slapper has been attacking men in the night. While there have been no serious injuries, victims of the Ninj...

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Funny story: Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...

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Funny story: Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Lovely Kayla Martell, of Milford, Delaware, is not afraid to show off the dome. At ten years-old, Martell was diagnosed with alopecia areata, a condition thought to be an autoimmune disorder, in which the body attacks its own hair follicles and su...

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Funny story: Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

The Miss America Organization says Radio Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 pageant in Las Vegas. No, you heard right, and we do mean right, Mr. Rush Limbaugh. The event will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Cas...

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Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...

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