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Funny story: Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...

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Funny story: Duck Incensed by Mouse's Moody Decision

Duck Incensed by Mouse's Moody Decision

DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...

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Funny story: Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...

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Funny story: US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)? November the eighth will go down in US history as total...

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Funny story: Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square

Minnie Mouse Arrested in NYC's Times Square

Say it isn't so, Minnie. Say it isn't so. Unfortunately, though, it IS so. The entrepreneurial little mouse was a little bit TOO entrepreneurial and was arrested for battling a tourist over the size of a fee for a photo session. Minnie refu...

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Funny story: A Florida Grandfather May Go To Prison For Groping Minnie Mouse

A Florida Grandfather May Go To Prison For Groping Minnie Mouse

ORLANDO, Florida - A 60-year-old grandfather, John Moyer, is on trial for allegedly inappropriately touching Minnie Mouse in the Magic Kingdom. Grandpa Moyer supposedly touched the costumed character's chest (cajooblies) and buttocks (butt). He sa...

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Funny story: Minnie Mouse to sue Mickey over recent birthday celebrations

Minnie Mouse to sue Mickey over recent birthday celebrations

It has been revealed that Minnie Mouse, outraged by being ignored and left out of Mickey's 80th Birthday celebrations, has taken out a writ against her partner of 70 years in an attempt to balance the popularity ledger and maintain her significant pr...

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Funny story: New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse and Minnie Apologize for Rodent Takeover of NYC Restaurant

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Apologize for Rodent Takeover of NYC Restaurant

"We are distant relatives of the NYC renegade rats," the mouse celebs sorrowfully admitted at a news conference held today.

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Funny story: Latest Celebrity Break-up: Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey

Latest Celebrity Break-up: Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey

They made it through the Great Depression, the advent of television, the development of numerous Disney theme parks, and a revolutionized entertainment industry; but rumors are that now it's over. While Minnie was away at Tokyo Disneyland, appar...

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