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Funny story: Seven Great Things To Do If You Live in London

Seven Great Things To Do If You Live in London

1: Have vigorous, prolonged sex with somebody you find attractive 2: Masturbate furiously if nobody you find attractive will come within a country mile of you 3: Go to the pub and drink until you can just about manage to remember where you park...

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Funny story: Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

Man's underpants arrested walking in Milton Keynes shopping centre!

A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two. Appa...

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Funny story: The English local library with no books to lend

The English local library with no books to lend

UK minister for Local Government has been left holding his head in his hands. The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles is in a real pickle today. Residents of Stony Stratford, near Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire have emptied their local library of all 1...

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Funny story: Neanderthals DNA Lives On In Milton Keynes

Neanderthals DNA Lives On In Milton Keynes

Scientists have revealed that traces of Neanderthal DNA has been discovered in several people living in Milton Keynes. The DNA suggests that Neanderthals mated with Homo Sapiens, possibly in Newport Pagnel one Friday night. The result of these enc...

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Funny story: Foreign Office to Relocate

Foreign Office to Relocate

The Foreign Office is to relocate to Milton Keynes. A secret document, known only to myself and several million "Mail On Sunday" readers outlines the plans.

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Funny story: Milton Keynes holds the key to UK Prison crisis

Milton Keynes holds the key to UK Prison crisis

John Reid, the Home Secretary, has declared his decision to turn Milton Keynes into Britain's highest security prison. Following today's announcement that Manchester will be the new European capital of gambling, competing with the sophisticat...

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