WASHINGTON - The Trump administration has formally notified the United Nations that the U.S. is withdrawing from the Milky Way Galaxy. The withdrawal will be complete this time next year, after a one-year waiting period has elapsed. "We will conti…
HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...
In a discovery that has alarmed many, the New York Times reports that astrophysicists at UC Santa Barbara have calculated a significant acceleration in the leftward rotation of the Milky Way. The serendipitous discovery came about when the lab's you...
Washington - Dr. P. Knut of the International Space Station has discovered a star in the Milky Way surrounded by sugar. The sugar was detected using sensitive instruments that can tell the molecular structure and composition of tiny hunks of sugar l...
A Bavarian dairy cow named Heidi (name changed for legal purposes) run dry so the farmer decided to send it to the abbatoir, but Heidi being a clever old cow, smelt the abbatoir and bolted for it. The German police, Fire Service and others did all...
Hundreds of black holes left over from the early universe may wander the Milky Way, according to new calculations. These rogue black holes are thought to have originally lurked at the centers of tiny, low-mass brains. Over billions of years, relat...
Recently captured as mathematical sequences of numbers embedded in radio wave transmissions from deep space, the numerical sequences have been decoded to reveal surprising references to the Earth. In one long message, the translation appears to b...
Parents and Children alike have been outraged by the new advert released recently by Mars. In a shocking turn of events the Red Car beats the Blue Car. Charlotte Bonks from charity 'Fat Kids Won't Live Long' said "this is disgusting, everyone know...
Greater Magellanic Coud, Milky Way Galaxy (IP) - Last night a problem with the Milky Way's power plant knocked out power to the entire galaxy for two hours. The Milky Way's two satellite galaxies, the large and small Magellanic couds, were n...
A chance viewing of a negative photograph of the Milky Way has led to one expert in Astronomy claiming that in reality it is just an ink blot in reverse.
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