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Funny story: NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...

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Funny story: Milky Way's Leftward Rotation Accelerating the Angle of the Dangle

Milky Way's Leftward Rotation Accelerating the Angle of the Dangle

In a discovery that has alarmed many, the New York Times reports that astrophysicists at UC Santa Barbara have calculated a significant acceleration in the leftward rotation of the Milky Way. The serendipitous discovery came about when the lab's you...

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Funny story: Scientists discover sugar in the Milky Way

Scientists discover sugar in the Milky Way

Washington - Dr. P. Knut of the International Space Station has discovered a star in the Milky Way surrounded by sugar. The sugar was detected using sensitive instruments that can tell the molecular structure and composition of tiny hunks of sugar l...

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Funny story: German dairy cow saw the abbatoir coming and did a runner!

German dairy cow saw the abbatoir coming and did a runner!

A Bavarian dairy cow named Heidi (name changed for legal purposes) run dry so the farmer decided to send it to the abbatoir, but Heidi being a clever old cow, smelt the abbatoir and bolted for it. The German police, Fire Service and others did all...

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Funny story: Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy

Rogue Black Holes May Roam Our Galaxy

Hundreds of black holes left over from the early universe may wander the Milky Way, according to new calculations. These rogue black holes are thought to have originally lurked at the centers of tiny, low-mass brains. Over billions of years, relat...

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Funny story: Earth Identified as "Rest Stop" on Galactic Super Highway

Earth Identified as "Rest Stop" on Galactic Super Highway

Recently captured as mathematical sequences of numbers embedded in radio wave transmissions from deep space, the numerical sequences have been decoded to reveal surprising references to the Earth. In one long message, the translation appears to b...

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Funny story: Anger as red car beats blue car in new Milky Way advert!

Anger as red car beats blue car in new Milky Way advert!

Parents and Children alike have been outraged by the new advert released recently by Mars. In a shocking turn of events the Red Car beats the Blue Car. Charlotte Bonks from charity 'Fat Kids Won't Live Long' said "this is disgusting, everyone know...

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Funny story: Power Failure Knocks Out Milky Way Galaxy Star Light

Power Failure Knocks Out Milky Way Galaxy Star Light

Greater Magellanic Coud, Milky Way Galaxy (IP) - Last night a problem with the Milky Way's power plant knocked out power to the entire galaxy for two hours. The Milky Way's two satellite galaxies, the large and small Magellanic couds, were n...

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Funny story: Milky Way really an inky blot

Milky Way really an inky blot

A chance viewing of a negative photograph of the Milky Way has led to one expert in Astronomy claiming that in reality it is just an ink blot in reverse.

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