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Funny story: Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention

Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) Pundits report that Tiffany Trump knocked her speech out of the park. She spoke about her father’s tax problems, and then went right into self-care, in regards to her hair, her outfit, her make-up, and her love for re…

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Funny story: US Trades Pompeo to China for Diplomat To Be Named Later

US Trades Pompeo to China for Diplomat To Be Named Later

WASHINGTON – After weeks of speculation around contact negotiations and holdout threats, the US government has traded Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to the Chinese government. This took place just before the trading deadline of August 21. It is no…

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Funny story: Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Besides catching musical acts at Trump's next rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, coronavirus is going to be at a premium. No activity is necessary. Just sit there next to a stranger, shoulder to shoulder, please don’t wear a mask, Trump frowns on masks, shout...

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Funny story: Thousands Volunteer to Visit North Korean Dictator Kim Rather than Stay in Cov-19 Lockdown

Thousands Volunteer to Visit North Korean Dictator Kim Rather than Stay in Cov-19 Lockdown

According to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, tens of thousands of Americans suffering from severe cabin fever have volunteered to travel to North Korea for the sole purpose of checking on the medical condition of that country's infamous Dictator, Kim...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy

Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy

Donald Trump started slandering John Bolton, his former White House Chief of Staff, (who replaced General John Kelly, who replaced Reince Priebus) with his usual, predictable rant: John Bolton? Don't know him. Who was he? Trump's slander rant will...

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Funny story: George Orwell alive and well in undisclosed location now under investigation

George Orwell alive and well in undisclosed location now under investigation

Approaching his 117th birthday, on June 25, Mr. George Orwell has been discovered in an undisclosed location. Supposedly passed away on January 21,1950, this information is incorrect. US Special Forces kidnapped Orwell from the UK on January 20...

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Funny story: Rogue audio captured of Trump and Pompeo deep inside D.C. bar with major program discussion

Rogue audio captured of Trump and Pompeo deep inside D.C. bar with major program discussion

The latest whistleblowing comes from an audio tape secreted in a booth deep inside a Washington D.C. bar called “Club Enobarbus.” How the specific booth was pinpointed for the listening device is, of course, known only by the CIA and such agencies...

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Funny story: Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump

Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump

A military drone today took out several rooms of the world renowned Mar-a-Lago. The target? The most insidious weapon ever deployed by Iran, a large Madagascar hissing cockroach. "It was spotted by Mrs Trump in the laboratory of their master bedro...

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Funny story: The 'Teflon Don' Gang Bunkers Down In The Washington Senate Building

The 'Teflon Don' Gang Bunkers Down In The Washington Senate Building

A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of. Finally locating it he carefully, quietly pulled it...

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Funny story: Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela

Trump announces new strategies for regime change in Venezuela

Speaking at the end of the G20 summit yesterday, Mr. Trump denied that regime change in Venezuela has “lost momentum.” “These things take time,” he said. The President remarked that Venezuela is suffering so badly at this time from lost popula...

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Funny story: Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...

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Funny story: Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

Trump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran

In an interview with The Guard Dog at The White House, Mr. Trump said, "All they have to do is call me,” Mr. Trump said. The phone was in his lap at this point. The Guard Dog then asked: “But, sir, there are reports all over mainstream media to...

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Funny story: Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...

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Funny story: Trump “tempers” Bolton and Pompeo in special White House ops

Trump “tempers” Bolton and Pompeo in special White House ops

Last week Mr. Trump indicated that at times he must “temper” Mr. Bolton’s enthusiasm for threatening other countries. He stated that “John is a good man," while adding a “but” that, fortunately, at times Mr. Trump needs to control him and calm him...

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Funny story: Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral

What has long been the mystery of a male’s having three testicles, instead of two, has suddenly reached new stages of revelation. At this time sweeping Twitter, a startling development has occurred in the Trump administration, hitherto tightly gua...

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Funny story: Kim responds to new Trump negotiations with poem inspired by Robert Frost

Kim responds to new Trump negotiations with poem inspired by Robert Frost

Mr. Trump’s taking over diplomacy with North Korea has brought renewed condemnation from mainstream Democrats and the MSM. At issue is Mr. Kim’s recent reluctance to proceed further with denuclearization, currently assessed by The Washington Post...

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