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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

TARBORO, South Carolina – Mike Bloomberg, the multi-billionaire who is picking up more Democratic support than Lizzy Warren, Joey Biden, and the Bernster Sanders put together, says that he is in “Full Kick-ass” mode. President Trump has said that...

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Funny story: The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The audience members in the first two rows could have certainly used some raincoats as six of the candidates instantly ganged up on Bernie “The Stud” Sanders, and spit could be seen flying everywhere. Sanders who is 78...

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Funny story: Hillary denies plot to seize nomination from Sanders this summer

Hillary denies plot to seize nomination from Sanders this summer

Today's rumors from news sources and Twitter indicate an insider to the Clinton Camp has candidly blown the whistle on upcoming Hillary maneuvers. “Here’s the deal that I think is going down. I think Hillary and Bloomberg have gotten together and...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

CARMEL, California – Clint Eastwood, who has been one of President Trump’s staunchest supporters, has flipped on “Old Carrot Face” Trump. The 89-year-old former star of the TV western series “Rawhide” and countless Old West movies, told a reporter...

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Funny story: Secret audio emerges on Bloomberg re non-disclosure agreements

Secret audio emerges on Bloomberg re non-disclosure agreements

Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg was on the hot seat in this week's debate in Nevada, over his numerous non-disclosure agreements. The non-disclosure agreement (NDA) is a tool of the Bloomberg administration to avoid unsavory criticism of his...

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Funny story: Bloomberg and DNC surge to top of 2020 IYF trophy contest

Bloomberg and DNC surge to top of 2020 IYF trophy contest

After twenty years of increasingly flagrant in your face activity from personnel related to US politics, the IYF Trophy has become one of the most popular awards among the ruling elites. The “in your face” title for this award indicates increasing...

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Funny story: The Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match

The Nevada Democratic Debate Just About Turned Into a WWF Wrestling Match

LAS VEGAS – The Vox Populi News Agency has reported that the Democratic candidates pretty much turned the debate into a free-for-all. In fact, several audience members sitting in the front row had to duck a couple of folding chairs that were toss...

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Funny story: Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats

Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats

Today, Ms. Pelosi has announced that impeaching Mr. Trump should be put aside, and the Democratic Party should return to problems of health care and income for ordinary people. Fitting nicely into this new scheme, is the proliferating rumor that M...

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Funny story: Trump’s A Pathological Liar, With Fake Hair, Obesity And Spray-on Sun Tan.

Trump’s A Pathological Liar, With Fake Hair, Obesity And Spray-on Sun Tan.

Who had the pelotas to speak that truth about Donald Trump? According to Bloomberg News, it was Mike Bloomberg. He repeated what his Press Secretary said: Donald Trump was a pathological liar, with fake hair, obese and had a spray-on suntan. Many...

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Funny story: Campaign staff urges Mike Bloomberg to refrain from personally stopping and frisking event attendees

Campaign staff urges Mike Bloomberg to refrain from personally stopping and frisking event attendees

Staffers for Democratic presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg are pleading with their boss today to halt the random stop and frisks he performs on attendees of campaign events. Not surprisingly, the former mayor of New York is pushing back, characte...

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