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Funny story: Joe’s Walking on Israeli Sunshine

Joe’s Walking on Israeli Sunshine

Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…

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Funny story: Three Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware

Three Hezbollah Soldiers Defect To Delaware

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today has just broken the story that three terrorist members of the Hezbollah army have defected to Delaware. Reporter Abby Yukon, who was the first American newsperson to interview the trio stated that th…

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Funny story: President Biden Warns Egypt That If They Attack Israel, The US Will Bomb and Destroy Every Damn Pyramid Within Their Border

President Biden Warns Egypt That If They Attack Israel, The US Will Bomb and Destroy Every Damn Pyramid Within Their Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that tensions in the Middle East are getting hotter than a prostitute with Icy Hot on her nether region. Word filtering out of Sand Land, is that Egypt is getting ready to launc…

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah Are Planning on Invading Afghanistan and Driving the Taliban Out!

Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah Are Planning on Invading Afghanistan and Driving the Taliban Out!

KABUL, Afghanistan – (World News) – The Middle East news agency known as Sandstone News has just reported that two very popular terrorists groups have plans to invade Afghanistan and kick the Taliban out. Al-Qaeda leader Zabu Isbad Fufu, and Hezbo…

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Funny story: Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…

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Funny story: Excitement across Middle East as President Trump’s Peace Plan promises all Palestinians in the Occupied Territories one free Domino’s Pizza with every pizza purchased for equal or greater value (subject to availability)

Excitement across Middle East as President Trump’s Peace Plan promises all Palestinians in the Occupied Territories one free Domino’s Pizza with every pizza purchased for equal or greater value (subject to availability)

The General Assembly of the United Nations erupted into spontaneous applause following news that the unrest in the Middle East could soon end, after President Donald Trump revealed an exciting new deal for Israelis and Palestinians. Standing next...

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Funny story: World leaders agree that Iranian Revolutionary Guardsman accidentally picked rocket from store, accidentally put it into a rocket launcher, accidentally aimed it at Ukrainian passenger plane and accidentally fired – it was all an accident!

World leaders agree that Iranian Revolutionary Guardsman accidentally picked rocket from store, accidentally put it into a rocket launcher, accidentally aimed it at Ukrainian passenger plane and accidentally fired – it was all an accident!

World leaders have refused to condemn Iran after the damning evidence that it had shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet headed to Ukraine and Canada in what appears to have been a clumsy response to the drone strike by the US military against a Quds Ge...

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Funny story: Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

The Middle East is a melting pot of opinion, and things there got even more opinionated yesterday, when Israelis decided to meet to talk about just how tall US president Donald Trump is. Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke first, and...

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Funny story: Palestine To Compete In Eurovision Song Contest For The First Time

Palestine To Compete In Eurovision Song Contest For The First Time

It's that time of year again, when Europe's best singers congregate in one place and sing their hearts out for no real reason at the Eurovision Song Contest, and this year, a historic occasion presents itself with the debut in the contest of a compet...

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Funny story: CIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death

CIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death

WASHINGTON DC - Members of the US Congress are receiving a large number of reports from the CIA with information related to the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Senators with special access to these briefings say the evidence is very compelling. Nearly ever...

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Funny story: Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"

Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"

Donald Trump continued his first international trip today with a visit to Jerusalem, where he planned to unveil his plan for peace between Israelis and Palestinians. He had previously declared his plan the "best ever" and said that peace would be onl...

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Funny story: Meet "Mad Dog" Mattis, the Man Who Will Keep America Safe Again and the Doctrine of Military Expediency

Meet "Mad Dog" Mattis, the Man Who Will Keep America Safe Again and the Doctrine of Military Expediency

While president-elect Donald J. Trump vows to make America "great again," James N. Mattis has been tasked with making America safe again, The retired United States Marine Corps general who last served as the 11th Commander of United States Central Command, the Unified Combatant Command responsible for American military operations in the Middle East, and the Northeast Africa and Central Asia, from...

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Funny story: Secretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east

Secretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east

Spoof Investigations has just learned that the requirement US veterans pay back bonuses, given by mistake, has been suspended by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter. Mr. Carter has also been ordered into "therapy" by CIC Mr. Obama due to this probl...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...

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Funny story: Iran Inquest

Iran Inquest

For those of you looking for a in depth look at the Chilcot report....that happened in Iraq not Iran. Get your geography sorted. In a world scarred by shootings, explosions and Kim West V Taylor Swift Iran has finally lost it's shit with one of th...

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Funny story: "A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

Almost born on the day that our beloved country was born (July 4), George Walker Bush, son of former president and vice president George Herbert Walker Bush and brother to former governor of Florida Jeb Bush, will turn 70 this July 6th. It is fitting that his birthday falls within such an auspicious range of dates since he, and his vaunted political family, has been so integral in the formati...

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Funny story: Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...

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