In an announcement tonight which is shocking to absolutely nobody, the new Director General of the BBC has announced that the flagship political discussion program "Question Time" will now be treated as a third-rate sitcom "It's bloody terrible,"…
Now that schools have reopened after our long lockdown, it appears that a growing number of parents have simply forgotten basic manners or, in some cases, what a car is. Here's a simple guide Where Park your ugly planet-killing 4x4 wherever…
A man, who is usually in a permanent state of pre-heart attack incandescent rage, suddenly found he was conflicted as he felt calm and relaxed, which confused and annoyed him, but only slightly. “I’m usually bitter and twisted with a huge chip on…
Middle-class families are living in primitive, near-hypothermic conditions all year round, it has emerged. In a Spoof exclusive, we investigate the stark and tragic world of middle-class families willfully living in homes which would be deemed to...
CHICAGO - Recent studies which were conducted at Chicago's Windy City Community College have revealed that the American middle class is shrinking. Dr. Uriah H. Tillerwell, who has a Masters Degree in Statistical Stats and a Ph.D. in Crop Rotation,...
New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
A hosepipe ban imposed on the South of England has led to widespread riots of a middle class nature. Towns and villages in England have enjoyed looting and arson at the hands of cardigan-wearing crowds, one Guardian columnist said "we haven't been...
Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...
LONDON - After Inhopeless decided to let his right-wing cousins Bob run Inhopeless Media Group for a day, he has found some... interesting news. According to research done by Bob, SI units could be the number one killer of middle-class families. Although the true middle-class is nothing like Bob says, here is what he says. The middle-classes, who are mostly educated, distrust the metric s...
Kenneth Clarke, the human face of Conservatism, and (for the moment) Justice Secretary has been told by Prime Minister, Cameron to 'CUT IT OUT!', following Clarke's comments in the 'Daily Telegraph' (of all places) that the middle classes have not ap...
Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke has warned that the middle classes are largely unaware of the effect government spending cuts will have on their lives. Clarke feels in particular that Middle England will be particularly hit by the scale of upheav...
"We're going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it's jolly expensive. But for those on benefits there is every incentive. Well that's not very sensible", said Mr. Flight, who didn't get time to 'withdraw' his statement. Jolly good show Mr. Flight. I say old chap - you've just confirmed the thoughts of many folk. Politicians are idiots and THEY sho...
Rescuers are busy on a plan to reach millions of Americans who have become trapped somewhere between middle class and lower class without much of a chance of survival. They claim a level of greed several hundred feet thick is separating the trapped A...
The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
Middle class families and Guardian readers where in a state of panic up and down the brasseries and gastro pubs of Britain today after the Government announced the new pandemic - Wine Flu. The symptoms of wine flu are headaches, loss of memory, a...
Children born to middle class parents are 50% more likely to be classified as homosexual. Partly this is due to parents desperate to define their children as having an "alternative lifestyle". Mr and Mrs Duponce, of Surrey, said, "We realised our...
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