A year ago The Magic Kingdom publicly spoke out about the "Don't Say Gay" bill of Governor DeSantis - in which Kids in school could be told nothing about Gay people. Basically making gays invisible or too morally terrible to talk about. He i…
And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...
DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...
Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...
Say it isn't so, Minnie. Say it isn't so. Unfortunately, though, it IS so. The entrepreneurial little mouse was a little bit TOO entrepreneurial and was arrested for battling a tourist over the size of a fee for a photo session. Minnie refu...
Foreign-born Ted Cruz and foreign-born Penelope Cruz are not eligible to run for President of the United States. He was born in Canada and she was born in Spain. Foreign-born Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though married to a niece of a president, also canno...
ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...
Many top news satirists have suddenly found themselves in over their heads in a lawsuit filed by the behemoth Disney Corporation. It seems that many satirists, including yours truly, last month published an article exposing the top secret plot outli...
HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Mickey Mouse stunned the world with his announcement, recently, that he is gay. "My relationship with Minnie is a sham," he confessed. "All these years, she's been nothing more to me than a beard, you know, to hide who I really a...
A central Florida community has launched citizen patrols after reports that giant sized rodents had been spotted in several locations, striking fear into the hearts of townsfolk. The first sighting of the massive rodent, which some described as 'h...
Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...
Russia have sent out a warning to the US and President Obama that if they build a Disney Park in Eastern Poland they will "nuke" Europe. President Medvedev declared; "I can take US military bases and nuclear rockets in Poland but having Mickey Mo...
Scampering to correct an unintended insult to visiting world leaders, executives are busy trying to explain to some G8 countries why it was impossible for Mickey Mouse to give their respective Presidents a "High Five", when asked to do so. Also...
A new film under production in Hollywood about the life of former United States Vice President Dick Cheney has signed an actor for the leading role. Under contract to star in another Warner Brothers film is screen legend Elmer Fudd. From a press room...
After Sunday's Grammy Awards show, some think the answer is YES, arguing, "Is there any doubt? She arrived in an egg, for Pete's sake." Others disagree. One Lady Gaga fan was heard to comment, "It's her right to choose an egg as a means of tran...
After more than half a century if suppression by the film studio the facts are finally out. Poor old Minnie was starved of sex and had to make do with a whittled down clothes peg whilst Mickey was out on the town every night chasing the boys. And guess what? He had a thing going with Pluto. Kinda hard to imagine considering the difference in size, but where there's a will there's always a...
He's celebrating his birthday, but he's not sure anyone else is. Mickey says that all the attention seems to be going to other folks in their 80s: Betty While, Charlie Rangel, Tony Bennett, etc. "No one cares about me at all," Mickey complaine...
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