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Funny story: A List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones

A List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tambourine Times Magazine editor Tabasco Pistolero has compiled a list of facts about Mick Jagger, the lead singer with the Rolling Stones. Mick is 79-years-old, but apparently no one has told him because he still jump…

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Strikes A Carbonite Pose

Mick Jagger Strikes A Carbonite Pose

Mick Jagger says that since drummer Charlie Watts is now dead, The Rolling Stones may be pushing their luck. Ozzy has retired due to, essentially, old age and the problems that come with that. Elton John is hanging on, though he’s left the stage m…

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Buys Mick Jagger's Luxurious Mansion In St. John's Wood

Cheryl Cole Buys Mick Jagger's Luxurious Mansion In St. John's Wood

WESTMINSTER, England - (UK Satire) - Songstress Cheryl Cole has purchased Villa Tambourine Mansion, which for many years was the 7,003 sq. ft. palatial home of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. Tammy Blimeyweather, with The Brit Music Scene…

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Funny story: The Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In

The Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In

NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…

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Funny story: The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches

MICK JAGGER, England - (Satire News) - In a story that is unbelievably hard to imagine, the town of Mick Jagger, formerly Uptonshire-On-The-River Flippant, has voted to ban all football games. The town, which was renamed after the Rolling Stones s…

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Funny story: The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Kick Off Their “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Viagra Tour” in September

The Rolling Stones To Kick Off Their “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Viagra Tour” in September

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Ta Ta For Now News has just announced that the legendary Rolling Stones will start their postponed 2020 tour in late September of this year. TTFNN’s reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, who recently was awarded her house…

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Funny story: Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…

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Funny story: The List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones

The List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – The Rolling Stones are one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Mick Jagger and the guys have been together since 1962, an amazing 58 years! The boys from London, who are now the great-grandfathers from m…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…

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Funny story: Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

NEW YORK CITY – Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones flew to the USA and had a talk with their publishing company. The two Stones, who said that they’re drug-free, remarked that they are not happy with the fact that Trump’s campaig…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

LONDON – The oldest living rock band in history has just released a music video that pundits are referring to as the eerily unofficial song of the C-19 pandemic. Lead singer Mick Jagger, 76, said that he changed the lyrics to their song "Ghost Tow...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Almost lost amid the concern for Mick Jagger, whose illness prompted postponement of the Rolling Stones' summer tour of the U.S. and Canada, was a startling announcement that caught readers and the magazine's newsroom staff by complete surprise. Roll...

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Funny story: 'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

Ancient rockers 'The Strolling Bones' (name changed for legal reasons) are releasing their ultimate album because being geriatric rockers is becoming very difficult. Jaggedone sent his fave rock CIA reporter, Pig Peel-Popup, undercover into their...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Backed by his sidekick, Keith Richards, septuagenarian Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones announced at a press conference yesterday that he will be competing for the Labour Party leadership currently being contested by, well, anyone in the party who c...

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Funny story: DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

On Thursday morning of this past week, Dr. Maxwell Zilberhammer of the Great White North Health Sciences Laboratory announced the results of a DNA test ordered and paid for by the campaign of recently defeated Canadian Prime Minister Harpo Stevens.

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