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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Kick Off Their “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Viagra Tour” in September

The Rolling Stones To Kick Off Their “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Viagra Tour” in September

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Ta Ta For Now News has just announced that the legendary Rolling Stones will start their postponed 2020 tour in late September of this year. TTFNN’s reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, who recently was awarded her house…

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Funny story: Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…

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Funny story: The List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones

The List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – The Rolling Stones are one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Mick Jagger and the guys have been together since 1962, an amazing 58 years! The boys from London, who are now the great-grandfathers from m…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…

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Funny story: Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

The Rolling Stones Tell President Trump “No! No! No!”

NEW YORK CITY – Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones flew to the USA and had a talk with their publishing company. The two Stones, who said that they’re drug-free, remarked that they are not happy with the fact that Trump’s campaig…

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

The Rolling Stones New Single, Eerily Becomes the Unofficial Coronavirus Song

LONDON – The oldest living rock band in history has just released a music video that pundits are referring to as the eerily unofficial song of the C-19 pandemic. Lead singer Mick Jagger, 76, said that he changed the lyrics to their song "Ghost Tow...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Almost lost amid the concern for Mick Jagger, whose illness prompted postponement of the Rolling Stones' summer tour of the U.S. and Canada, was a startling announcement that caught readers and the magazine's newsroom staff by complete surprise. Roll...

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Funny story: 'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

Ancient rockers 'The Strolling Bones' (name changed for legal reasons) are releasing their ultimate album because being geriatric rockers is becoming very difficult. Jaggedone sent his fave rock CIA reporter, Pig Peel-Popup, undercover into their...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Backed by his sidekick, Keith Richards, septuagenarian Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones announced at a press conference yesterday that he will be competing for the Labour Party leadership currently being contested by, well, anyone in the party who c...

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Funny story: DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

On Thursday morning of this past week, Dr. Maxwell Zilberhammer of the Great White North Health Sciences Laboratory announced the results of a DNA test ordered and paid for by the campaign of recently defeated Canadian Prime Minister Harpo Stevens.

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Funny story: Sexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple

Sexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple

Seattle - A Seattle megachurch pastor is in the doghouse for renaming his Mars Hill Church after an iconic 60s fellatio moment involving Rolling Stone Mick Jagger and a former girlfriend. The Reverend Mark Driscoll's makeover sees a new shrine, th...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out. There were a few others not allo...

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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger's 19th Nervous Breakdown revisited as cops probe L'Wren Scott 'suicide'

Mick Jagger's 19th Nervous Breakdown revisited as cops probe L'Wren Scott 'suicide'

Manhattan, NYC - Born in Utah as Luann Bambrough, the forty-something squeeze of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger towered over her rock star boyfriend and even succumbed to wearing 'flats' so as not to overshadow him in public. This morning she...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado. Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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Funny story: Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - KISS bassist Gene Simmons and Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger have gone on record to declare to the world that they are not gay and that they are proud heterosexuals. Simmons, who said he's slept with 4,897 women, and Jagge...

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