Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - The green Eagles from Philadelphia flew into New Jersey and after they were done, they had beaten the New York Giants 36-21 handing them loss number cinco, as they say in Spanish Harlem. One sports reporter who has co...
LeSean McCoy in a taped interview after a recent Eagles scrimmage, stated that Michael Vick, the oft maligned quarterback with the oft maligned Philadelphia Eagles, did, in fact, put Krazy Glue on his running shoes just before the race. "I had on...
Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick says he is pleased that most people have no recollection or even knowledge that in August 2007, he pleaded guilty to federal charges in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting investigation and that the NFL susp...
One of the 21st century literary lights, Michael Vick, may be facing public scorn for writing another book. We presume he actually wrote it for sake of argument. His detractors would tell you he is an illiterate Neanderthal. Finally Free appare...
New York Jet's backup quarterback Tim Tebow is to quit professional football. The former Florida Gators and Denver Broncos star told shocked reporters after the Jet's 35 - 9 win over the Colts. "I feel pretty much redundant here in New York." Tebo...
PHILADELPHIA - Quarterback Michael Vick's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, is currently sitting on top of the NFL's NFC Eastern Conference with a 3-2 record. And it appears that, as usually happens with people who get in trouble, Old Mother Trouble...
After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off. With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge. To a...
Whatever magic dust Michael Vick was using to play at the level that made him a serious league MVP has worn off, so says Philadelphia Eagles elephantine head coach Andy Reid. "And he better f--king find some more, and quick," said Reid, while snac...
PHILADELPHIA, PA--Eagles quarterback Michael Vick took the opportunity to respond to the news that President Obama had praised the decision to give the controversial star a second chance with the league, saying he also wishes the president is given h...
In an unbelievable act of selflessness and comaraderie, the Philadelphia Eagles have charitably agreed to host a funeral for the New York Giants playoff hopes, which died in the New Meadowlands Sunday, during the Eagles record-breaking comeback to be...
Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick says he is so eager to own a pet dog again that he'd be willing to enter a 12-step rehabilitation program where he could "work my way up a ladder of other pets before regaining the right to own a dog," he...
Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles lost a dog fight in Chicago, losing 31-26. There Are Not Nearly... ... as many sports-related dog metaphors as I first thought."It was a beating, an absolute beagle-whupping," said Vick, who was dogged by t...
Eagles QB Michael Vick has been named the National Pet Store (NPS) NFL player of the week, after his brilliant 6-touchdown performance against the Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football. Sanitized for your protection... Thank goodness, gent...
During head coach Andy Reid's weekly "Here's why we lost" press conference, the coach was asked who will be the Philadelphia Eagles' starting quarterback next week, Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb, or PETA (wanted) poster boy Michael Vick. Michael Vic...
During last week's game against the Washington Redskins, whose quarterback looked eerily familiar, especially when he started throwing passes to his receivers' ankles, Eagles Starting QB / Animal Rights Spokesperson Michael Vick was injured, necessit...
I predicted that the Philadelphia Eagles were destined to be a mediocre team this season. "Write it on a wall," I wrote. "It can't happen any other way. Tthe 2010 Philadelphia Eagles are not built to win this year." I was kinda wrong. Let's begin at the beginning. Every fan was in shock when the Eagles signed Vick, fresh outta jail. He didn't seem to be an Eagles-type guy. But he was sign...
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