Des Moines, Iowa - (Ligatures): "Is the band's name a major clue to his sudden death?" bewildered fans asked today as the lifeless body of the 38 year-old Slipknot bassist was found in an Urbandale motel room. According to preliminary reports t...
London - (INXS Ass Mess): Michael Hutchence's mother Patricia Glassop is said to be livid. Her bitter, financially crucifying custody battle for granddaughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates' child by the 'suicided' Hutchence - has come...
Castleton, Vermont - (RIP Mess): Conspiracy winguts are trawling cyberspace for the merest hint of 'silken ropes' and/or 'anal nightrate' following the suspicious death at a Vermont gallery today of Mia Farrow's sculptor brother Patrick. Farrow, 6...
Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no othe...
London - (Associated Mess): On this day in 1963 in Dallas, Texas, George Bush Senior claimed in public he couldn't recall any of his whereabouts. But subsequently testified to the Warren Commission that he may have been in Dallas receiving medic...
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