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Funny story: A Group of Miami Dolphin Fans Ask That The Team Name Be Changed

A Group of Miami Dolphin Fans Ask That The Team Name Be Changed

MIAMI – (Sports Satire) - A devoted group of Miami Dolphins fans have presented a petition to the team owner, Stephen Ross, to have the team name changed. The group which calls itself, “Any Name But Dolphins” says that the dismal record that the t…

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins keeping their name

Miami Dolphins keeping their name

In an immediate response to a story in the news earlier today, it's been confirmed that the Miami Dolphins will not, in fact, be dispensing with the 'Dolphins' part of their name. A spokesman at the franchise said he didn't know how these ridiculo…

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins To Ditch 'Dolphins' After Protest

Miami Dolphins To Ditch 'Dolphins' After Protest

News coming out of the Everglades, this morning, is that the Miami Dolphins are the latest team to come under the spotlight with regard to their name, which, say protestors, undeniably portrays dolphins in a bad light. After the Washington Redskin…

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Funny story: Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

First they were friends on the football field, then they were friends in the fight against autism, and now they're friends in their fight to beat each other at mini-golf. Former star quarterbacks Doug Flutie and Dan Marino have been best buds for...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

MIAMI - Sun Life Stadium was rocking and rolling as the home town Miami Dolphins defeated Tom Brady and The New England Patriots by a score of 24-20 in beautiful weather. The Pats were handed their 4th defeat of the season and are now 10-4, while...

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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal. A spokesperson for the Dol...

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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...

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Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are No Longer Winless As They Beat The Miami Dolphins 22-19

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are No Longer Winless As They Beat The Miami Dolphins 22-19

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Buccaneers fans were totally ecstatic as their 0-8 team finally won its first game of the season. The Buccaneers beat the Miami Dolphins by a score of 22-19. Many sports writers were quick to blame the loss on all of the D...

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Funny story: Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

NEW YORK CITY - Richie Incognito said that he never in his wildest dreams dreamed that one day he would be known more for his personality and character than for his playing ability on the football gridiron. The offensive guard was suspended by the...

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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...

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Funny story: The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

MIAMI - Coach Joe Philbin of the Miami Dolphins has already suspended guard Richie Incognito and now the NFL has stated that they will not tolerate any kind of bullying by one player towards another under any circumstances (period). NFL Commission...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed who the most hated person in America is. And for the third straight month the individual that Americans hate the most is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The ADGA reported that t...

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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the Miami Dolphins has confirmed reports that Richie Incognito, a starting safety has been suspended by the team due to a lunchroom incident. According to an eyewitness, who did not want his name or his jersey number rev...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...

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Funny story: December Arrives for Patriot Fans on the Mayan Calendar

December Arrives for Patriot Fans on the Mayan Calendar

Will New England Patriots forget their sun block as they spend Sunday afternoon sunbathing in Miami? Will they stay hydrated in the humid stadium atmosphere? Miami Dolphins are ready to wilt their nemesis, the so-called Belichick juggernaut. Presu...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...

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