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A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Funny story: A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...

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Should Mermaids Make More Money Than Mermen?

Funny story: Should Mermaids Make More Money Than Mermen?

"Absolutely not," said one merman. "I mean, mermaids are a dime a dozen, not rare or unique at all, so they just deserve a standard rate, right?" He continued, "Mermen, on the other hand, are unique and rare, and deserve to be paid premium rates."...

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Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

Funny story: Porpoise Switches His Tracking Device to Randy Researcher

After caring for an ailing porpoise for six months, researchers in Long Island recently released Noodle (yep, that's his name) back to the ocean, but not before they tagged him with a tracking device so that they can follow him and report his whereab...

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Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Funny story: Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Wearing a Donna Karan tube dress of soft pink and diamond jewelry by Harry Winston, Minnie held a press conference in NYC yesterday off a pier at the South Street Seaport in lower Manhattan. She attracted a big crowd and spoke for ten minutes straig...

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Mermaids Don't Exist? Minnie the Mermaid Begs to Differ

Funny story: Mermaids Don't Exist? Minnie the Mermaid Begs to Differ

Minnie the Mermaid, in her seaweed bungalow at the bottom of the sea, was shocked to read on NYDailyNews.com on July 3 that she doesn't exist. But there it was! That glaring headline: "Mermaids, like zombies, not real, say govt. experts." She trembled as she drank a glass of sea water and read these words in the article: "The National Ocean Service has declared that the mythical creatures d...

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Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Funny story: Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy. Now speculation is m...

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Daryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine

Funny story: Daryl Hannah laughs off $100 protest fine

Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash! US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White...

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Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Funny story: Fort Worth Woman's Legal Troubles Due to Daughter's 5 Magical Wishes

Fort Worth: Elizabeth Potter, 41, of the urban Near South Side neighborhood is currently entangled in legal struggles with the city. If it weren't for the unicorn grazing in her backyard, she would move. Potter says it all started when her five-ye...

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Mermaids deported from Australia

Broomshead, Aus - A group of mermaids and merman have been arrested trying to illegally enter Australia without passports or visas. The mermaids were found wandering around a seaside town, causing panic and mayhem to the locals by talking in high-...

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Proof of Water, Life and More on Mars

Funny story: Proof of Water, Life and More on Mars

After months of NASA public relations debacles NASA has made strong showing in the public involvement arena as of late with definitive proof of not only water on Mars but of life on Mars. Not only life on Mars but 'hot' fish women as part of...

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