A man with bushy greyish hair flying all round his head, mumbling out conspiracy theories, possibly drunk or just really really looking drunk, and heavily tanned as though he’s slept outside for the last three decades … has a new movie! The Lord H…
Now that two states have arrested Trump (with more waiting in the wings), the Republicans are desperate to try anything to force their way of life into the main arena of American politics. They are creating new laws for everyone to be ruled by. (O…
A new Arizona law, introduced by Kari Lake and backed up by Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert, has been introduced, and the authors are hoping it catches on and goes all the way to the Supreme Monkey Court. It is a reaction to Donald Trump…
Ever since President Trump's dimwitted appearance at the G7 Conference, his popularity has been dwindling in the United States, and has hit rock bottom in the rest of the world. In the absence of a Republican candidate to challenge Trump, polls in...
SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson have both visited convicted rapist and one-time comedian Bill Cosby. Spoke Gibson, "I have to admit, I never really liked Bill until all this secret drink stuff came up. And then, when I found...
Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head. The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thr...
Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can't have no one who is out saving aborigine kids in the outback being a racist now. Especially with Tina Turner somewhere in the wings waiting to do a cameo. So, anyway, we are back in...
Silver Studios today announced that there would be a fifth film in the Lethal Weapon franchise. Mel Gibson was confirmed to be coming back as Martin Riggs, a bad arse cop who is known for getting under people's skin. Gibson who has been shunn...
Mel Gibson may be slipping back into his old ways again and that's not good news for his fans. "No one wants him anymore and he was near the top of the trade about three years ago", stated one producer who knows Gibson and asked not to be named.
DT Comics, LTD. has announced that the web "celeb", Miss Tequila will be added to the roster in their latest concept. The concept titled "L.O.S.E.R C.L.I.Q.U.E (League Of Self Entitled Rascal Celebrity Lives Inflicting Qualified Useless Events)" wil...
LOS ANGELES - The former number one party girl of LaLaLand, Lindsay Lohan has stated that she has mended her evil, wicked ways and her lips no longer touch alcohol. Lohan who spent three months in rehab told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror...
At a special meeting of Hollywood moguls, and for the first time in a decade, Lucifer appeared in person to announce some startling political and educational reforms. With him were some select members from the Bilderberg cabal, Henry Kissinger, Bill Clinton, Rupert Murdoch and two banking members of the Rothchilds. After the usual toasts and child sacrifices the Dark Prince looking splendid in his...
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
HOLLYWOOD - Australian actor Mel Gibson has just confirmed that he has signed to star in Cinema Castle Film's Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story. Gibson, who was home in Australia helping to brand kangaroos, said that he received a phone call f...
The DUI Gazette - Instead of sitting politely and waiting for the police officer to reach her automobile, (after being stopped by the officer's flashing lights and sirens for driving on the wrong side of the street) Reese Witherspoon leaned out of th...
Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014. Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...
NEW YORK CITY - Johnny Depp may soon learn exactly how Mel Gibson felt when he had to give half of his $1 billion to his wife in their divorce settlement. The ex-Mrs. Gibson is now one of the richest women in Australia, who is worth a cool $500 mi...
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