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Funny story: Megyn Kelly, Who Has Been Fired More Times Than A Barbecue Grill, Has Just Become Trump's Number One Ass-Kisser

Megyn Kelly, Who Has Been Fired More Times Than A Barbecue Grill, Has Just Become Trump's Number One Ass-Kisser

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – INews has stated that the unemployed, 49-year-old fake blonde former television newscaster, Megyn Kelly, has suddenly come out of her rat hole, and jumped on the poor, poor, mistreated Donald Trump out-of-tune bandwago…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

Megyn Kelly Insults Kamala Harris and Then Gets Her Lily-White Butt Handed to Her

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CNN says that former television news show host Megyn Kelly is trying extremely hard to become relevant again, but she is falling flat on her frumpy, frowning face. Kelly, who once said that the tooth fairy was gay,…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Former Fox News and NBC News flunkie Megyn Kelly spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine. The 49-year-old bleached blonde expressed to Soursuckle that she really misses being under the television spotlight.

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Hints That She is Going to Replace Kayleigh McEnany as Trump’s TV Press Secretary

Megyn Kelly Hints That She is Going to Replace Kayleigh McEnany as Trump’s TV Press Secretary

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany i…

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Funny story: Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

Many People Are Saying That Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Both Sweating Up a Storm

NEW YORK CITY – (Television Satire) - Now that Ed Henry has been fired from Fox News for a medley of inappropriate sexual harassment charges, insiders are saying that Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson will soon be exiting the Fox revolving door as well…

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Funny story: It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

It is Now Official: President Trump Hates Fox News More Than He Hates Don Lemon, Robert De Niro and Megyn Kelly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has revealed that most of the president’s staff members are worried about his state of mind, which they say is turning into a bowl of Wheaties. They point out that he is becoming more and more of a big, gig...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

Megyn Kelly Challenges Don Lemon to an Arm Wrestling Contest

MANHATTAN – Former anchorwoman, Megyn Kelly, says that she is tired of being cooped up in her multi-million dollar apartment. The former darling of Fox News and NBC told her husband that she is still upset with Don Lemon, and how he disrespected h...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

NEW YORK CITY – Former Fox News and NBC anchor, Megyn Marie Kelly, has allegedly come out of the news woodwork to attack CNN anchor Don Lemon. According to Kelly’s gynaecologist, she does not like the way Lemon is constantly attacking President Tr...

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Funny story: Megan Kelly: Too big a star to fail?

Megan Kelly: Too big a star to fail?

New Yawk, New Yawk--iN Be Cee, which replaced Brian Williams with Megan Kelly, whom they stole from Faux News, may be headed to court for reporting fake news, a category of journalism "filler" usually reserved for Cee iN iN and Mmm eS iN Be Cee. T...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her

Megyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her

Allentown, PA - Sources from TheSpoof.com, including Skoober, report that Megyn Kelly continues to nose-dive. After flailing at FOX, tanking the ratings for NBC during her brief internship there, she was recently rejected by this august journal as w...

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Funny story: Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in an exclusive interview, Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly went head to head while debating the age-old question; Which is more painful, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts? What began as peace-making dialogue bet...

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Funny story: IMPEACH MEGYN KELLY! Trump Calls Her A Bimbo Alfred E. Neuman

IMPEACH MEGYN KELLY! Trump Calls Her A Bimbo Alfred E. Neuman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Strumpet..Bimbo..Third class journalist. All grounds for impeachment under the laws governing the dissemination of news according to the Trump Institute. But worst of all, she is a "Bimbo Alfred E Neuman," so sez the Trumpster...

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Funny story: FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

FOX News: March at Selma? There Was a March at Selma? Again?

SELMA, AL--On Saturday FOX News sent a number of their best-known anchors and talk show hosts--Brit Hume, Bill O'Reilly, Steve Doocy, Megyn Kelly, Bret Baier, and Laura Ingraham, among others--to cover the 50th anniversary of the historic March in Se...

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Funny story: Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Washington, DCFormer U.S. Vice-President, Dick Cheney, recently appeared with his daughter Liz on the Megyn Kelly show on the Fox News Network. Until Ms. Kelly had the audacity to tell Cheney that he got it all wrong, he expected the questions to be...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

Ellen DeGeneres Totally Agrees With Megyn Kelly

HOLLYWOOD - Megyn Kelly flew out to the Left Coast to film a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. While out there she also made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Ellen asked her about the comment she had made about a wee...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly of Fox News Says That She Is Probably The Prettiest Republican in The Entire Country

Megyn Kelly of Fox News Says That She Is Probably The Prettiest Republican in The Entire Country

HOLLYWOOD - Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly flew into Los Angeles to shoot a commercial for Empress Emma Estrogen Suppositories. Kelly was at first hesitant to do the commercial but after hearing the tremendous fee she would be receiving she welcome...

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