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Funny story: The ES-SL (European Super-Spoof League) has been booted into touch!

The ES-SL (European Super-Spoof League) has been booted into touch!

After fan protests dominating the spoofing world since a week or two, The European Spoof Fraternity has decided not to join the ES-SL although its owners desperately needed the added cash, the writers too, but who gives a fuck about them? Spoof HQ…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…

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Funny story: Fed Agents Arrest dozens selling $23.3 Million in Counterfeit NFL Merchandise

Fed Agents Arrest dozens selling $23.3 Million in Counterfeit NFL Merchandise

Just ahead of the Sunday Super Bowl, federal officials announced today that a crackdown on counterfeit National Football League merchandise, revealing the seizure of more than $23.3 million in fake NFL merchandise, Thursday. In an initiative calle...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Trouble In Brazil Again

Justin Bieber In Trouble In Brazil Again

The Whiz Kid is certainly earning his name nowadays as the country of Brazil either want him to be sent there for a trial or that his reps send a whole lot of money. An unnamed reporter says that Justin, at the rate he is going, may be another Mil...

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Funny story: Donald Trump to Build Artificial Real Estate Lawyer

Donald Trump to Build Artificial Real Estate Lawyer

Donald Trump, the celebrity real-estate magnate, is embarking on a legal enterprise that will revolutionize the efficiency of his Real Estate business dealings. He will be creating an Artificial Real Estate Lawyer that will help him expand his financ...

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Funny story: 'Very close relative' of Obama's Chief Performance Office CEO Jeff Zients 'is Mega Millions $640 million lotto winner': reports

'Very close relative' of Obama's Chief Performance Office CEO Jeff Zients 'is Mega Millions $640 million lotto winner': reports

Maryland, USA - Highly placed sources are naming 'an extremely close relation' of the President's Office of Management and Budget CEO as one of three $640 million Mega Millions lottery winners. The lucky ticket consisting of randomly-selected numb...

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Funny story: Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors told reporters that he 'shat' himself on Wednesday, after learning that he had one of the winning tickets for the record $390 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

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Funny story: All 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People

All 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People

ATLANTIS, GEORGIA--(BREAKING NEWS)Lucky Numbers are, 16-22-29-39-42, Mega Ball+20, Christmas came early for the three winners of the biggest Jackpot in lotto history. The Mega Millions winners have all turned out to be homele...

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Funny story: Mega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities

Mega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA--(GOOBERZ)Pandemonium broke out at a 7 Eleven store, when the power went out, due to a short circuit in a hot dog warmer, shutting down the Mega Millions Jackpot Lotto ticket dispenser. The c...

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Funny story: Mega Millions Madness

Mega Millions Madness

YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...

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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...

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