BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan Chief Hokum XXXIV, who can trace his lineage back to the original Chief Hokum (Circa 614 AD) picked the Cincinnati Bengals to defeat the LA Rams in the Super Bowl next week. Hokum I, the first in a long line of profession…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan High Chief God Emeritus, Hokum Hokum, whose prediction of the end of the World failed to materialize on December 21, 2012, accepted the fact that he was overly optimistic when he warned the World’s inhabitants that they woul...
Archeologists have discovered a new Mayan calendar - the Beach Babes Bikini Edition - that provides a new, and more reliable, date for the end of the world: June, 2014. Discovering the calendar also proves that the Mayan's much publicized prophes...
BILLINGSGATE POST - High Chief Hokum, the official Mayan doomsday spokesperson who earlier granted the world a 30 day reprieve from the December 21 apocalyptic ending, said today that it is time for everyone to practice "grabbing your ankles, puttin...
HOLLYWOOD - Holy effin' shit--finally something coming out of Glitztown more interesting than Kim K.'s baby bump. Teenager Justin Bieber has been caught on film partaking of marijuana. Perhaps the Mayans were right--perhaps the world is coming to...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving doomsday predictor gave the world a brief reprieve today when High Chief Hokum announced from his office in the Yucatan that due to a conflict with the Gregorian Calendar, the end of the world has...
Anxious twitter users who follow the Pope were today frantically re-tweeting his latest tweet in which the Pontiff declared "Won't be around much next week, heading for a nice getaway next Thursday, touch wood will be back tweeting Saturday....."...
Details of the first phone convocation between Russian President Vladimir Putin and US President Barack Obama since the recent US election have emerged. The pair spoke about Syria and the opposing view that they hold on what President Assad is do...
BILLINGSGATE POST - When Clint Eastwood sneeringly asked the empty chair, the stark personification of President Barack Obama, "To make Mayan day," Eastwood of course, was referring to December 21, 2012, the day which doomsdayers fear the Obamalypse...
Worried estate agents say they fear a housing price crisis should the world end on either the 21st or 22nd of December 2012 as predicted by the Mayan calendar with some estate agents claiming that many properties could be forced into foreclosure as s...
TOPEKA, Kansas - A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a "doomsday bunker" in her back yard. Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw t...
A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...
MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end. The Mixtec, who originated...
It's a fact. The world is ending this year, or so say the experts who are pretending they can read the ancient texts of the Mayan people, that long ago vanished Mesoamerican tribe. So, I thought it would be prudent to cover a few final points before the destruction of mankind. And if I can, help you survive it. This is my 'How To' guide in how to survive the apocalypse. Hold on tight,...
CERN today announced that the LHC will run through to 21 December 2012 after a short technical stop at the end of 2011. The beam energy for 2012 will be 8.5 TeV, the maximum possible and this maximum output will be reached on the 21 December 2012, be...
A horse is a horse of course of course and nobody can talk to a horse of course, go right to the source and ask the horse, He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse, He's always on a steady course, Talk to Mr. Ed! According to Judd Apatow prod...
It has been announced by the President of the World's Calendar Association, Eddy Days, that the Gregorian calendar shall be changed in order to avoid the Mayan doomsday prediction which is supposed to happen sometime in the year 2012, which by chance...
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