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Funny story: The 5 GOP Goons - Gatez, Gohmert, Gosar, Good, and Greene are Heckled at a Hate Rally And They Run Away Like The Spineless Punks They Are

The 5 GOP Goons - Gatez, Gohmert, Gosar, Good, and Greene are Heckled at a Hate Rally And They Run Away Like The Spineless Punks They Are

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The group of GOPers, who have been nicknamed “The 5 GOP Goons” spoke before a crowd of 34 people, 17 who were members of the media, and 12 who were anti-GOP Americans. The five shitheads are Matt Gaetz, Louie Goh…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”

Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Agreed To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show Titled “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell!”

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest word coming out of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s filthy, bigoted mouth is that she has agreed to star in her very own reality show. The show to be titled, “That Dishwater Blonde Bitch From Hell,” is set to pre…

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Funny story: Seven Cities Have Cancelled The Matt Gaetz-Marjorie Taylor Greene "America First" Rallies

Seven Cities Have Cancelled The Matt Gaetz-Marjorie Taylor Greene "America First" Rallies

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Cleveland’s Channel 2 Eye-Spectator News has just revealed that the state of Ohio will be cancelling the planned America First rallies that were to be held by alleged lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The st…

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Funny story: A Terrorist Who Set Fire To A Christian Church In Ottawa, Canada Is Caught and Beaten With Collection Plates

A Terrorist Who Set Fire To A Christian Church In Ottawa, Canada Is Caught and Beaten With Collection Plates

OTTAWA, Canada – (Satire News) – A reporter with the Chicago Wind newspaper reports that the individual who set fire to Ottawa’s Church of The Wandering Moose, was caught by parishioners and beaten all over his body with several collection plates.

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz Are Officially Dating

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz Are Officially Dating

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has broken the political-romantic scoop that Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are officially “An Item.” Carolina Chipotle with BPT spoke with Taylor Greene and she was told by the dishwat…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant?!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant?!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tucker Carlson and Maria Bartiromo are both reporting that the most disruptive individual to ever set foot in D.C. is with child. Carlson said that he heard it from Sean Hannity, who heard it from Ann Coulter, wh…

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Funny story: Matt Gaetz Says That The Photo of Him Sitting on RuPaul’s Lap Was Photoshopped

Matt Gaetz Says That The Photo of Him Sitting on RuPaul’s Lap Was Photoshopped

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Matt Gaetz told Tucker Carlson that he does not know RuPaul, nor has he ever kissed her as TMZ was reporting. Gaetz added that the photo that went out on the national wires of him sitting on RuPaul’s lap at a gay bar…

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Funny story: Matt Gaetz Fianally Loses It Big Time!

Matt Gaetz Fianally Loses It Big Time!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that Congressman Matt Gaetz, who is in a shit world of trouble finally lost it. According to witnesses, who wish to remain anonymous, Matty, as Trump calls him, yelled at a senate inte…

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Funny story: A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

A Male Robot Doll Physically Assaults a Female Robot Doll

GESUNDHEIT, Germany – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Sauerkraut Experimental Lab #7, have confirmed that the rumor that a male robot doll assaulted a female robot doll are in fact true. A spokesperson for the lab, when asked about th…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it appears that the honeymoon between Marjorie “Yuck Face” Taylor Greene and Donald “The Grand Fibber” Trump is finally over. Reports coming out of MTG’s office reveal that she is extremely upset at the fact…

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Funny story: Trump’s Longtime Personal Bodyguard in An Effort To Save His Ass, Will Turn on Him and Reveal Extremely Intimate Damning Secrets

Trump’s Longtime Personal Bodyguard in An Effort To Save His Ass, Will Turn on Him and Reveal Extremely Intimate Damning Secrets

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has broken the story that Trump’s private bodyguard is being investigated for various violations, and the word on 42nd Street is that he will turn on Trump faster than a police car turning a stre…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…

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Funny story: The Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll Flops – Only 8 Sold

The Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll Flops – Only 8 Sold

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The toy industry is reporting that the biggest flop in the history of toy flops is the Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll. The Hasbrutha Toy Company reports that out of the 200,000 that were produced and distribute…

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Funny story: FBI Agents Raid Matt Gaetz' Residence And They’re Shocked At What They Found Underneath His Bed

FBI Agents Raid Matt Gaetz' Residence And They’re Shocked At What They Found Underneath His Bed

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency has confirmed that an early morning raid took place at the double-wide trailer of Congressman Matt “The Dirty Old Man” Gaetz. Gaetz who has been charged with everything from jay walking…

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Funny story: DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.

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Funny story: Update on The Donald J Trump POS Award

Update on The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation appreciates the positive response to its mission and the nominations it has received from the general public. This update will discuss two nominations for the award. The first is Donald J. Trump himse…

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Funny story: Pope Francis Never Asked For A Blanket Pardon

Pope Francis Never Asked For A Blanket Pardon

Who asks for a blanket pardon? Not Pope Francis, or the Barefoot Contessa, Julie Andrews, or anyone gloriously famed for their Spic & Span immaculate reputation. Congressman Matt Gaetz asked Donald Trump for a blanket pardon before Trump left…

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