Residents sat up and took notice, whilst others peered from behind their twitching curtains yesterday afternoon, when an ice cream van started playing the theme tune from Match Of The Day over its loudspeaker. The unlikely incident took place on t...
Leicester City, the side that, against all odds, won the Premier League title three seasons ago, then faded badly like a team of chumps, but two victories in their last two games against Chelsea and Manchester City have caused 'experts' to think agai...
Footballers and TV presenters are only human, and former Tottenham Hotspur and England striker Gary Lineker is all three, but it will come as a surprise to many people to hear that the 'Match of the Day' host is having 'toilet troubles', or so it loo...
Prime Minister David Cameron announced this morning in London that former television pundit and Liverpool defender Alan Hansen has been appointed as the new Secretary of Defence. "Alan has a history of making sure nothing slips past him. That wor...
Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...
In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...
Football pundit Alan Hansen was mocked by fans today over his selections on the BBC website today for the tournament which starts on Friday. He named a top four to watch of Brazil, Scotland, West Germany and Yugoslavia. Brazil are ineligible f...
Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday. The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...
Fans of Football League clubs have been told to "shove it" after they complained about the lack of BBC coverage over the festive period. Highlights and goal packages from matches in the three leagues below the Premier League are usually shown afte...
A former BBC employee has shocked the footballing world by claiming that he once saw football pundit Alan Shearer wearing a shirt that didn't have any of these stupid epaulettes on the shoulders. Lesley Agnew, who was a production assistant on BBC...
Chelsea's £50 million striker, Fernando Torres apparently confided to friends last night that an old episode of British sit-com, Only Fools And Horses was ruining his life. The episode in question revolved around used car dealer, Boycey, who, desp...
If the pundits on BBC television's Match Of The Day are to be believed, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has already (or shortly will be) tried and convicted by the FA for an elbow incident, early on in Saturday's Premier League clash at Wigan Athletic. In a reasonably entertaining game - which United won by a comfortable four goal margin with a brace from Chicharito, a strike by Rooney,...
One of the Match of the Day pundits has stepped out of line and blasted an unprecedented tirade at the Premier League and football authorities. The outburst was made during filming of last Saturday's episode but was edited out before broadcast.
The BBC is facing a flood of complaints following Alan Hansen's shock comment that "Ferdinand dealt with that well". The Match of the Day studio fell into a stunned silence before host Gary Lineker, visibly shocked, moved on to highlights from the Re...
One of Britain's best loved insitutions - Test Match Special - has been told it needs to modernise and appeal to a wider audience. In a memo circulated today, the commentators have been given the following new guidelines to make the show more appe...
It was really him. Wasn't it? Fans did a double take tonight as the voice of the World's Football Saviour, David Beckham came emanating out of their TV's. The problem? While it was certainly David Beckham's voice, it certainly was not David Beckham s...
Gary Lineker has sparked fresh controversy by stating that all premiership footballers, with the possible exception of Manchester United's Paul Scholes, were egocentric philistines who had no understanding or appreciation of the finer things in life.
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