WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Satire) - A federal judge in Wyoming has denied President Trump’s request to have his voluminous sex records sealed. Trump’s head attorney, Segundo Juarez, argued that they will fight tooth-and-nail to prevent the…
BANGOR, Maine – The President took a break from golfing to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremonies at a White Lives Matter-sponsored hotel. The name of the hotel is The King Trump Inn. POTUS wants everyone to know that he had nothing to do with the n…
Well, Ivanka Trump was not exactly suggesting that just you the unemployed, on welfare or food stamps, homeless or living by the grace of food banks, Find something new. She was also trying to gingerly suggest to daddy that maybe it was time that…
NEW YORK CITY – The one Trump that all of the news media (except for Fox News, of course), says is the only Trump who does not lie, has dropped a humongous bombshell, with her tell-all book on the “Pied Piper of The Potomac”. Mary Trump says that,…
NEW YORK CITY – Mary Trump has always felt that she had the uncle from hell. As a little girl, she saw that he was nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical, pompous jerk, who had more respect for Adolf Hitler than he had for women; including hi…
Rose Garden Press Conference: The USA can’t afford testing or masks or PPE to fight coronavirus, but hey, we’ve got the money to waste for a July 4th parade to feed Bunker Boy’s fantasy? Putin has beautiful parades with tanks and rockets and h...
NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...
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