The permanent closure today of one of the most popular clothes shopping stores in one city's history, has presented a local woman with a huge problem in her underwear department. The store in Hull's Whitefriargate has traded in the city since befo...
Staff at a Marks and Spencer store have taken the extraordinary step of barricading themselves in the shop, to prevent it being closed down. The store, in Hull, East Yorkshire, is one of seventeen M&S branches which is earmarked for closure as...
A disgruntled Manchester City fan today proudly announced his family will 'eat like royalty for a week' after he decided not to pay the outrageous price of £62 to watch 90 minutes of football at the Emirates Stadium in 'that there London'. Manches...
Sparks and Mensa, the High Street store that the intelligentsia know and love has announced lower pre-tax profits than at this point last year. "Our pre-tax profits are down by just over ten percent," said accountant, Ben Counter, who has shown be...
Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions. "We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing." F...
M&S female staff ( for our American and international readers; M&S is Marks & Spencers) who have posed naked for a calendar have certainly proven that they are also quite fond of a bit of S&M (for our American and international reader...
Timeless singing sensation Twiggy is furious with her ex-employer Marks & Spencer for reneging on her lifetime contract to appear in their Christmas advertising campaigns. "I gave those tossers some of the best years of my life", said a tearf...
Susan Boyle is not a happy woman. She has been waiting for her M&S home delivery all morning. She has passed the time, squirming at her youtube audition video on her new iPad for hours on end. Someone should tell her there are loads more videos.
Newcastle United fans are waking up fuming this morning at the prospect of their home ground being renamed. Mike Ashley assured a press conference there is no law against renaming the club. "I looked it up in my Subbuteo rule book." He said. T...
Marks and Spencer announced today that they have withdrawn the £2 surcharge they had applied to larger bra sizes. Although this gave rise to a new round of boob, bust and chest joke headlines in the British press, there was great concern that the st...
Responding to complaints that M&S charge higher prices for large bra sizes, the company is now seeking a breast size assessor in an attempt to harmonise sales of this vital piece of ladies' lingerie.
Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.
Blonde beauty and Russian tennis ace, Maria Sharapova has caused a storm in the Australian Open Tennis championships by thrashing Belgian Justine Henin.
Marks and Spencer last night confirmed that it had signed up British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to be the new face of their Urchin Chic collection due to be launched next month. A spokesperson exclusively told The Spoof: "Andy will add an ed...
In 1884 Michael Marks formed a partnership with Tom Spencer. It would have been impossible for the two to have predicted how the next hundred years would shape their legacy. Having successfully negotiated wartime rationing and subsequent domestic dep...
Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...
Charity organisation Oxfarm today made a move towards becoming a major player in the fashion world when it made a £145squillion takeover bid for Marks & Sparks.
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