Dear Sir Lancelot, when the red red robin did you last buy a decent living kettle of fish? I think they have forgotten how to make a popocatepetl proper cat and fiddle kettle these days of wine and roses grow on you. I blame the Chinese whispers, everything seems to be made in China now then now then. I bought it skipper a kettle drum down in the drink Batley High Street fighting man last we...
A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...
Pretoria, South Africa - "I guess they've all conveniently forgotten he's still on the FBI's register of undesirables banned from entering the USA," a South African judge said today recalling how he fined Mark Thatcher R3,000,000 rand and sentenced h...
Papers released under the 30 year act seem to suggest a closer link between entertainer Jimmy Savile and then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. During the period in 1982 when Thatcher's son Mark was missing Thatcher had regular meetings with Jimmy...
Genetic scientists have achieved a major breakthrough in increasing our understanding of the human genome, now being able to identify genes which are directly responsible for specific personal attributes. Dr Xyy Chromo-Some, who has led the resear...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Spew, vomit, chunder. The sound of constant flushing of the royal ensuite lav has sent Palace lackeys mental as HM battles out raging dyspepsia brought on by the day's grim news. "At this rate she'll have a bloomin hea...
Malabo - (Coup Stark): "Scottish penal justice compassion is contagious," lawyers for pardoned coup plotter Simon Mann said today as their client walked out of jail 33 years early. Mann, 69, had been left to rot in an Equitable Life, er...Equatori...
London - (OMFG Mess): Convicted jailbirds Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher may yet be able to travel to the UK and US respectively under a new extradition treaty being hammered out by the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the UK Borderline Person...
Sir Mark Thatcher confirms that his bid to take over Equatorial Guinea and then move to Texas, was in fact a bid for the US presidency. "Where else have you heard about a man from Texas who later takes over a foreign country by force? I was just...
Johannesburg, Wednesday (Rioters) - Baroness Thatcher had to be resuscitated by MI6 emergency services this morning as she broke down at the news that her son Sir Mark Thatcher had been arrested at his Cape Town home and charged with financing a co...
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