HOUSTON – The city of Houston is thrilled that their Rockets will finally be getting off the launch pad at NASA, and hitting the basketball court. Coach Mike D’Antoni said that he is sick and tired of watching reruns of the “Price is Right” and “…
Seattle, WA - Sales of the "Glass Swear Box" have increased to unprecedented levels after Donald Tump's presidential election win. The box is a 7-foot glass enclosure in which owners can step in and vent all of their frustrations. A user can swear,...
DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys. Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill fa...
DALLAS - Many fans of the NBA consider retiring NBA Commissioner David Stern, one of sports oldest spoiled brats. At times Stern has ruled the NBA with an iron fist that would make some World War II Nazi's proud as hell. Stern has been very unr...
LOS ANGELES - One of the most talked about performances at this year's AMA's was the Pitbull - Ke$ha duet. The 26-year-old Ke$ha strutted her stuff all over the Nokia Theater stage dressed in cowgirl boots, a red gingham blouse, and tight Daisy Du...
DALLAS - Derek Fisher, who has five NBA Championship rings, has been waived by the Dallas Mavericks. The 38-year-old veteran was apparently told by team owner Mark "Money Boy" Cuban that a deal was in the works where he was going to be traded to t...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian-Odom are back in LaLaLand and the two could not be happier. Lamar after being traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks failed to fit in with Mark Cuban's team. And Khloe w...
DALLAS - Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban will soon hear a knock on the door of his ultra luxurious office and it will be representatives from the NBA who will be picking up The Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy. The Dallas Mavericks who stood at...
DALLAS - The Dallas Mavericks organization has finally had enough of Mr. Lamar "LaLaLand" Odom and have placed him on the inactive list instead of outright releasing him. Mavericks owner Mark "Smiley" Cuban told Sherwood Frisbee with Sports Balls...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, the man who threw away the number one comedy show in America (Two and A Half Men) and who recently lost both of his goddesses along with lots of common sense brain cells [double negative alert!] cannot stand not to be in...
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus finished performing before a standing room only crowd at The Mescalero Apache Warpaint Auditorium and was backstage relaxing with a 32 oz. bottle of 7-Up and a large bag of Cheetos. She was asked by Vodka Verm...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has said that she was actually thrilled at the fact that she managed to make it all the way to The Dancing With The Stars finals and end up finishing number two. Alley and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, aka "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom," were beaten by Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward and his pro partner Australia's Kym Johnson. Kirstie entered...
CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...
DALLAS - Texas billionaire Mark Cuban told a reporter for The Dallas Daily Detailer that he is seriously considering buying the island of Cuba. Cuban said that he has been thinking about purchasing Fidel Castro's country for the past two years.
DALLAS - The four-lettered sports network ESPN has just announced that they have signed Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and Denver Nuggets star Kenyon Martin to participate in a caged wrestling match. The match stems as a result of the derogator...
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