In the process of pushing the Russians straight out of Ukraine and back to the Bering Straits, Ukrainians also have a sense of humor. Today, October 8th is Putin’s 70th birthday. So Ukrainians resurrected a copy of Marylin Monroe singing Happy Bi…
There are calls for New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign or be impeached. Not exactly a choice between Ice cream or pie, but that's the dessert that's being offered up to the Governor. He could say no to both choices and sit it out like Trump…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers accepted President Trump’s invitation to visit the White House. The president, the first lady, and the vice-president all gave the Bucs players the VIP tour of the W…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – The ex-resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C., spoke with GOPicky Magazine. He was asked how he felt now, being a plain, simple, ordinary citizen. The former president made a face, and rep…
WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Satire News) - The Seattle Exulter-Herald talked to a retired milkman, Xavier Cyclone, 67, who said that he and his dog were out in the woods, woodchuck hunting. He said his hunting dog, Puddles, a 7-year-old Cocker Span…
As conspiracy theorists are frothing at the mouth to find a smoking gun in the many newly released JFK files, they may be side-tracked by details contained in some of the more obscure documents. A few of the highlights: (1) J. Edgar Hoover wo...
Today we are here with none other than Madonna Ciccone, also known as just "Madonna". Madonna is a superstar by any standard, having scores of top 40 hits spanning over decades, with crossover success in both films and publications. Madonna has been able to make over her image time and time again with great success, although lately Madonna seems stuck in the 80s. We reached out to Madonna to ge...
A janitor at the famous Caesar's Palace Las Vegas claimed he not only saw Frank Sinatra the famous singer in a dressing room he was cleaning but had a long conversation with his ghost. A reporter from Follywood Fortnightly, LA's most prestigious variety magazine was invited to meet with the janitor. The janitor took the reporter to Frank's old dressing room and shouted; "Frank!" Out of an...
Los Angeles - Decades of suspected hush-hush Hollywood string-pulling have been exposed in a new book exploring Victoria Principal's awesome acting talents. Including studio machinations that secured her the plum role of Pammy. Biographer Arlen...
NEW YORK CITY - Woody Allen, who is 78-years-old, told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he is beginning to feel like a damn punching bag. Allen, who has been married to his step-daughter Soon-Yi-Previn for 16 years, has been...
LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.
HOUSTON - The government of China has acquired a lot of property in the United States and they have a strong desire to purchase a lot more. National Focus Magazine reported that (China) has expressed an interest in purchasing such well known Ameri...
Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...
Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Films in association with Candlelight Productions has just announced that filming will soon begin on their latest collaboration Control, Alt, Delete. The R-rated motion picture which will be directed by Sheboygan Saddlewood wi...
HOLLYWOOD - Taxidermist to the stars, Dr. Billingsgate, today released information regarding Ms. Lohan that has Hollywood atwitter. For good reason, it appears. Apparently the nude pictures of Lindsay that were supposed to be suppressed until the n...
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