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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other! In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers

One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba.

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Funny story: The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China

(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…

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Funny story: Desperate Lakers to trade Russell Westbrook for Brittney Griner

Desperate Lakers to trade Russell Westbrook for Brittney Griner

The National Basketball Association's Los Angeles Lakers said Monday they were closing in on a deal to swap former MVP Russell Westbrook for Brittney Griner, a WNBA and NCAA champion and Olympic and FIBA World Cup gold medalist. Griner is currently i…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Have Just Signed The Very First Eskimo To Ever Play In The NBA

The Los Angeles Lakers Have Just Signed The Very First Eskimo To Ever Play In The NBA

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has every Los Angeles Lakers fan jumping ecstatically for joy, the Lakers have just signed the very first Eskimo to ever play in the National Basketball League. Team owner Jeanie Buss, said that she p…

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Funny story: Tickets For The Los Angeles Lakers Vs. The Tijuana Toros Charity Game Are All Sold Out!

Tickets For The Los Angeles Lakers Vs. The Tijuana Toros Charity Game Are All Sold Out!

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, Jeanie Buss, has just informed the sports media agencies that every single ticket for the benefit game on Labor Day, between the L.A. Lakers and the Tijuana Toros, the champions of…

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Funny story: The Sexy Owner of The Los Angeles Lakers May Change The Team's Name

The Sexy Owner of The Los Angeles Lakers May Change The Team's Name

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Word filtering out of Tinsel Town (aka L.A.) is that the owner of the Lakers, Jeanie Buss, 60¼, has hinted that she may be changing the team name. The purple, gold, and black clad Lakers moved from Minneapolis in Se…

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal May Become The New Head Coach of The Left Coast College Fighting Dragons

Shaquille O'Neal May Become The New Head Coach of The Left Coast College Fighting Dragons

CARPINTERIA, California - (Sports Satire) - Former NBA super star Shaquille O'Neal is being courted by Left Coast College to be the new head coach of the Fighting Dragons. Last year the Drags finished with a pitiful record of 1-29, and were outsco…

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Funny story: LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…

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Funny story: Professional Sports Teams Are Scooping Up An Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill

Professional Sports Teams Are Scooping Up An Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill

KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Sports Satire) - After an extensive two-year research study a medical scientist in Kalamazoo, Michigan has developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with 18 ounces of Gatorade completely wipes out the dreaded athlete's…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy

The Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the entire Los Angeles Lakers cheerleading squad is up in arms over a new tattoo policy that has just been implemented by Lakers management. Laker girl Tiffany Wrigley, 25, who i…

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Funny story: LeBron James is Jumping Into The Fast Food Burger World

LeBron James is Jumping Into The Fast Food Burger World

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA has just stated that he has decided to fulfill his life-time dream, and he will be opening up hamburger restaurants throughout the nation. The Los Angeles Lakers sup…

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Funny story: LeBron James' Lakers and Kawhi Leonard's Clippers Have L.A. Fans Jumping For Joy

LeBron James' Lakers and Kawhi Leonard's Clippers Have L.A. Fans Jumping For Joy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports News) – The two teams that are occupying the top of the NBA’s Western Conference are both from LaLaLand, home of earthquakes, forest fires, mudslides, state-of-the-art drugs, and the Kardashian bitches. The celebrity media ag…

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Funny story: Ex-Laker J.R. Smith found in Orlando Bubble hideout, thought there was still one more round of playoffs

Ex-Laker J.R. Smith found in Orlando Bubble hideout, thought there was still one more round of playoffs

Former Los Angeles Lakers role player J.R. Smith was found Saturday in a storage facility at the Disney Bubble complex near Orlando, more than 3 months after the conclusion of 2019-2020 season, expecting there to be still one more round of playoffs.

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Funny story: The New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks

The New NBA Season Kicked Off With Fireworks

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…

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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Lakers Will Visit The White House

LeBron James Says The Lakers Will Visit The White House

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The leader of the Los Angeles Lakers, LeBron James, says that now that the piece of shit loser, Donald Trump, is leaving in January, the Lakers will visit the White House. LeBron had said that as long as the "Racist…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers, Just Like The Los Angeles Lakers Are World Champions

The Los Angeles Dodgers, Just Like The Los Angeles Lakers Are World Champions

ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The city of Los Angeles is brimming with pride, as, once again, and within a month, an L.A. team has captured the world championship. The Dodgers defeated The Tampa Bay Devil Rays 3-1 in game six, to take the W…

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