Years have come and gone since their inevitable break-up, yet local Burbank, CA resident, Steve Shaw, has continued to convince himself that the depressing fire that burns within his hopeless soul has somehow been reciprocated by his longtime ex-girl...
A leading lonely hearts magazine has withdrawn advertisements for bird tables, which misleadingly claim that a certain brand of bird table will attract hundreds of 18-30 year old single women to suburban gardens.
The publicity photograph shows s...
Grace Power - Tattoo Artist (35)
Short haired lady with muscular build whose interests include pumping iron, spitting and football. Is looking for a professional and handsome business-like man.
Murray Miller - Retired Factory Assistant (104)
4 ft 4 in height, decrepit, wrinkly and covered in moles and liver spots who enjoys waking up in the morning. Is seeking a woman who can take him to...
Desperate for dates of any kind, Susan Fugly and Jerry Booger, both of Cleveland, Ohio, who met through the dating service I'll Take Anything, met for their inaugural and last date at a local restaurant called Grease Is Us.
Sitting in a booth at the back of the restaurant next to a bay window that overlooked a landfill, both parties were a bit stunned by what they saw. So stunned in fact that...
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