Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion.
"Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm.
"Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out".
"Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J.
"We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob.
"RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J.
The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
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