A recent dig in Morocco has uncovered plesiosaurs that were able to exist in fresh water, not just salt. This has given speculation that the Loch Ness monster could have been real this whole time. A top secret Scottish marine biologists (hasn’t…
JOLLY ROGER, England – (Satire News) – The infamous Loch Ness Monster of Scottish Gaelic folklore was first discovered on September 13, 1933, at 4:35 am in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. Unlike La Chupacabra creature in Texas, Nessie is not…
Eyewitnesses have reported seeing a bevy of unusual activity at the TCF Center in Detroit as ballot counting continues. One protestor, who asked to remain anonymous, stated, "It started with the barriers. I was really upset when they put those…
The mystery over the existence of a mythical monster that inhabits the depths of Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, has finally been solved by locals who say that the sightings of 'Nessie' can easily be explained away by lies. Loch Ness has long...
There was great excitement in Scotland earlier this afternoon, when an entirely new species of Brown Trout was discovered in Loch Laidon on Rannoch Moor on the border of Argyll and Bute, and Perthshire. There are already four other species of bro...
New York - A large humped underwater monster, believed to be part Tanystropheus and part freshwater jellyfish, has been DNA tested to reveal close blood ties with presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton. Cryptozoologists trawling the depths around L...
Right after the release of the "Loch Ness" photos from a satellite the "Authorities" were quick to jump in with their own explanations and showed photographs that show that the creature or whatever in the water was a 1. faked photograph. When tha...
A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...
What has been one of the most difficult search and rescue missions in aviation history has just gotten harder. Officials aboard Australian Vessel, "Ocean Shield" confirmed that the unmanned submarine conducting a search for the plane has gone mis...
New E.U. Lake Monster regulations taking effect from referendum day 18th September may mean Loch Ness will have to be drained and the monster shortened by 2 metres to bring it in line with 22 other European Lake Monsters, a spokesperson from Brussels...
New Scottish houses may have built in "Glory Holes", under plans to improve the home like qualities of new build designs. A proposed new development of 3000 homes along the banks of Loch Ness will each have a glory hole, with larger properties having...
RENO, Nevada - Katy Perry was visiting an old friend in Reno when she was asked about the recent erotic photos that have been posted on the Internet. Perry looked at the snapshots and was taken aback. She said that her boyfriend, John "The Player"...
A general erection today for everybody in Britain, and what a big one it was with hundreds of inhabitants turning out in their thousands to vote on the important issues of today. As it were there was a landslide for the nutty natters over 90's nudist...
While vacationing in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, Bigfoot, also known as Mr. Sasquatch, reported taking the best photo yet of the storied Loch Ness Monster. Bigfoot, a three-meter-tall-ape-like creature, was visiting Scotland from his home...
Unconfirmed reports from Scotland, suggest that a giant skeleton has washed up on the South shore of the famous Loch Ness, the area has been sealed off by Britain's SAS and roads near the Loch have been blocked and police are stopping anyone from get...
ROME - Japan has Godzilla, the United States has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, and England has Gordon Ramsay. But up until now Italy was a monsterless nation known primarily for its wine, pizza, the Colosseum, the Alps, Venice, th...
Scotland - Chinese Sovereign Fund coffers splashed out a reported $5 billion today on the legendary Scottish beastie just after acquiring a $1 billion 8.8% stake in Thames Water. Superstition-mad Beijing bankers took the view that an incredibly au...
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