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Funny story: The Liverpool Soccer Team Cancels Their Two Exhibition Games That Were Scheduled To Be Played In Russia

The Liverpool Soccer Team Cancels Their Two Exhibition Games That Were Scheduled To Be Played In Russia

LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just informed the people of England that the two soccer games that were scheduled to be played in Russia have both been cancelled. A team spokesperson said that it did not take…

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Funny story: The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community

The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community

LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…

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Funny story: Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – After several years in the planning stages, the chairman of the Liverpool Football Club. Tom “Hey Mate” Werner has just informed the UK sports media that construction will soon begin on a brand, new, state-of-the-ar…

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Funny story: Liverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders

Liverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders

Liverpool blundering goalkeeper Alisson is again in the news this morning, not for his error-strewn performances between the sticks, but, according to his girlfriend, for several Alzheimers-like howlers at home. The hapless Brazilian has been at t…

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Funny story: Liverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal

Liverpool Goalkeeper In Alleged Betting Scandal

As the winners of last year's Premier League title, Liverpool were strongly backed to repeat that feat this year, and, after beating Crystal Palace 7-0 on 19 December, not many people would have bet against them. But one man did. Alisson is his…

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Facing Sack

Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Facing Sack

There was drama brewing on Merseyside this evening after it became known that the Liverpool board of directors had arranged an emergency meeting at Anfield on Tuesday afternoon with the team's German coach, Jürgen Klopp. Last season's champions ar…

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Funny story: Suicidal Liverpool FC fans break lockdown and jump in the Mersey!

Suicidal Liverpool FC fans break lockdown and jump in the Mersey!

(NOT EDITED) One hit wonders, Liverpool FC, are wondering why they are not 'top dogs' anymore while both Manchester clubs are 'rinsing' them this season after their first Premier League success since the Amoeba exited water! Their German manager,…

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Funny story: Ole Solskjaer tells Klopp he's a 'tosser!'

Ole Solskjaer tells Klopp he's a 'tosser!'

(NOT EDITED) After their drab, dire, boring, super-footy-show yesterday, the Manchester United manager has come out and verbally attacked (maybe he should have done that on the pitch at Anfield) the Liverpool FC manager, Klopp! "Juergen, you are a…

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Funny story: Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

As Covid-19 runs rampant throughout the UK, premiership football team Aston Villa have been hit full on, as their entire senior squad is completely out of action due to the virus. Even manager, Dean Smith, will be absent from the FA Cup clash with…

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Funny story: Liverpoop FC raise trophy after 30 years proving hope is eternal!

Liverpoop FC raise trophy after 30 years proving hope is eternal!

Cobwebs have been dusted down in Liverpoop's trophy room to accommodate their latest success, the Premier League trophy. After 30 years enviously looking east toward Manchester, where City and United won nearly everything, Liverpoop, unlike Arsena…

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Funny story: Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Queen Says Liverpool Must Be Handed Premier League Title

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

Liverpool and Manchester United Agree To Play In China With All Proceeds Going To Coronavirus Research

LIVERPOOL, England – Representatives from Manchester United and Liverpool recently met at the Paul McCartney Hotel in Liverpool to finalize the plans for both teams to play in Shanghai, China. The two teams will be playing with all of the proceeds...

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Funny story: Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown

Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown

It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday

Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday

With what's being said by many to be "an unassailable lead" in the Premier League, Liverpool Football Club have organised a victory parade around the city's streets on Sunday to celebrate their first title in 30 years. The end of the season is not...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Has Jürgen Klopp Lost The Dressing Room?

Liverpool: Has Jürgen Klopp Lost The Dressing Room?

There was more bad news for Liverpool fans at Stamford Bridge last night, as the Reds crashed out of the FA Cup at the hands of Chelsea, and, after being hammered 3-0 at Watford on Saturday - meaning they have suffered two defeats in four days - so…

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Funny story: Liverpool Face Points Deduction

Liverpool Face Points Deduction

Last week it was Manchester City who were in trouble for their financial shenanigans, and this week, an even bigger story is emerging, as Liverpool - with a 22-point cushion at the top of the Premier League - face having some of those points deducted...

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Funny story: Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...

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