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Funny story: Soccer Players Lionel Messi and Eric Cantona Argue About Who Has The Bigger Balls

Soccer Players Lionel Messi and Eric Cantona Argue About Who Has The Bigger Balls

QATAR - (Soccer Satire) - Many who viewed the 2022 FIFA World Cup games agree that even though most of the games were about as exciting as watching rust, rust there were some, somewhat interesting moments. Pisagovian goalie, Findino Flippachini sp…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi and Diego Maradona Both Say They're The Greatest Soccer Player In Argentinian History

Lionel Messi and Diego Maradona Both Say They're The Greatest Soccer Player In Argentinian History

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Pampas of Argentina state that the two best soccer players in South America are bickering like high school schoolgirls over which one is the best player in Argentina. Lionel…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Addresses The Counterfeiting Charges

Lionel Messi Addresses The Counterfeiting Charges

QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Argentinian soccer player Lionel Messi proclaims that the charges that he printed up fake $100 bills are without basis. Messi, whose Argentinian team defeated the team from France said that a reporter with The Wild Whispe…

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Funny story: Soccer Superstar Lionel Messi Retires - Buys A Taco Truck

Soccer Superstar Lionel Messi Retires - Buys A Taco Truck

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Satire News) - One of the greatest soccer players in history, Lionel Cabeza Messi has just announced his retirement. The man who spent more than half his life wearing short shorts says that he is only 35, but his legs, a…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll Is The Biggest Seller At The World Cup Games

Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll Is The Biggest Seller At The World Cup Games

QATAR - (Sports Satire) - The Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll is the top selling doll at the 2022 World Cup games. The Messi doll surpassed the bobblehead dolls of Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, Neymar, Kevin De Bruyne, Luka Modric, Pe…

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Funny story: Soccer Great Lionel Messi Is Thinking About Retiring

Soccer Great Lionel Messi Is Thinking About Retiring

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti recently spoke with Lionel Messi, the captain of the Argentinian national team at The Guzzling Gnu Lounge in West Holly. Cofetti asked Messi how he was feeling. He said he felt goo…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi and The Entire Argentinian World Cup Team Get Beat By Saudi Arabia In The Biggest Upset In World Cup History

Lionel Messi and The Entire Argentinian World Cup Team Get Beat By Saudi Arabia In The Biggest Upset In World Cup History

QATAR - (World Cup Sports News) - The Argentinian soccer team, which along with Brazil is favored to win the World Cup Finals, has just been a part of the greatest upset in the history of soccer or football as they refer to it in the United Kingdom.

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Funny story: Belgian Team Eliminated For Too Many Men In the Shower At World Cup

Belgian Team Eliminated For Too Many Men In the Shower At World Cup

World Cup Breaking News Spoof - Vegas was taking bets on which team would be eliminated first at the World Cup for violating regional laws, many pegging France or the Italians. But very few had put a wager on tiny Belgium being the first team elim…

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Funny story: Football team unrecognizable after Messi departure: Fanatic

Football team unrecognizable after Messi departure: Fanatic

After the recent news of the departure of Lionel Messi from FC Barcelona many sports fans are left confused and intrigued about the future of their favorite star and of course team. This news came as a surprise to all our sports analysts that are…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona

Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona

BARCELONA – (Sports Satire) - Noticias Hispanicas is reporting that Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi, has commented that his next goal is to become the president of his motherland, Argentina. The superstar, stated that he misses the Argentinian P…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

There was astonishment on a fairly grand scale in East Yorkshire this afternoon, as League One newboys Hull City announced that they had swooped to land the signature of Barcelona's wantaway Argentinian star, Lionel Messi. The Tigers were relegate…

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola joins Messi in Catholic Priesthood!

Pep Guardiola joins Messi in Catholic Priesthood!

(UNEDITED) Being dumped and thumped out of major soccer tournaments leads to inspiration 'from above', especially South American soccer players and, managers who are born in Mediterranean countries, searching for a heavenly sanctuary! However, aft…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi becomes a Catholic priest!

Lionel Messi becomes a Catholic priest!

(UNEDITED) After their historic thrashing by a bunch of marauding, barbaric Bavarians, led by 'Lederhosen Loony', Thomas Mueller, Barcelona have returned to Catalonia. Their star-player went immediately to Gaudi's, Sagrada Familia Basilica, and begge…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...

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Funny story: Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Lionel Messi, the Barçelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barçelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...

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