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Funny story: Boo or Boo-urns?

Boo or Boo-urns?

Lindsey Graham, the lovable loser who never gives up, even when Trump gets arrested again and again … the man who loves Trump then hates him then loves him again … went back to his hometown of Slim Pickens, who hasn’t been seen since he rode a nuclea…

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Funny story: Lindsey’s head price is on sale

Lindsey’s head price is on sale

Senator Lindsey Graham has taken delivery of a suspicious package from the Russian Federation. Inside the package, a price label and instructions explicitly commanding the senator to affix the label onto his head, under the authority of none other th…

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Funny story: Herschel Is Surfin’ the Red Wave

Herschel Is Surfin’ the Red Wave

Herschel Walker has achieved so much in his life. He says he was a cop and he was in the military and trained with the FBI, and of course we all know by now he threatened to kill his wife by putting a gun to her head. Every one of his family membe…

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Funny story: Really! What Does Senator Lindsey Graham Know About Pregnancy?

Really! What Does Senator Lindsey Graham Know About Pregnancy?

Really? What does Graham know? He introduced a 15-week ban on abortion. How many babies has Graham had? Has he ever been pregnant? Has he ever had a menstrual period? Did he ever have to choose between pads or tampons? He looks and sounds like he…

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Funny story: If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .

If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .

Corinthians 13:4-8 (from the DJTV) 4 Trump is not patient, Trump is not kind. He envies everyone, he boasts like a drunken soldier, he is proud. 5 He dishonors others, he is self-seeking, he is easily angered, he keeps a long record of wrongs. 6 T…

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Funny story: Getting Rid Of Donald Trump

Getting Rid Of Donald Trump

Even his pal Lindsey Graham said, “Enough is enough!” What Graham meant was Donald Trump should go away. But Trump lingers like terrible indigestion and heartburn. Trump lost the 2020 election but never conceded, and he just won’t quit it. Tr…

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Funny story: Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery

Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery

TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – GOP Senator, and one of Trump’s top 3 ass kissers was recently spotted in Trinidad, Colorado. The city is noted for being the “Sex Change” capital of the United States. BuzzFuzz learned that in just the pas…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has No Idea How a Certain Substance Ended Up In Her Left Ear

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has No Idea How a Certain Substance Ended Up In Her Left Ear

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Trump’s new-found pet, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to inform the news media, that she positively has no idea how in the world, some intimate stuff ended up in her left ear. She pointed out that if anything it wo…

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement

Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The man who became a millionaire selling duck whistles, which cost 15 cents to make, for $47.98, has just revealed that he will be running for governor of Louisiana aka The Mosquito State. Phil Robertson, w…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the White House maids told CNN that the First Lady is having to sleep in son Barron’s bedroom because the President cannot stop coughing. Melania said that, at first, it was just like a little 8-year-old g…

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Funny story: The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…

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Funny story: Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…

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Funny story: Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…

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Funny story: President Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election

President Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – President Trump speaking before a huge crowd at a Walgreens parking lot stunned the audience by making an amazing announcement. Trump told the crowd that he has decided to cancel the upcoming 2020 presiden…

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Funny story: The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…

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Funny story: Ginsberg’s Death Spurs Two Congressional Investigations.

Ginsberg’s Death Spurs Two Congressional Investigations.

Judge Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death within just weeks of the presidential election is spurring two expedited congressional investigations. Adam Schiff, Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, is investigating whether the Russians, with Trump’s know…

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Funny story: Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He’s Bi-Sexual

Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He’s Bi-Sexual

SENECA, South Carolina – (Political Satire) - The flamboyant rather peacockish senator from South Carolina has once again emphatically stated that he is not bisexual. Lindsey Graham told a reporter with the iRumors News Agency that he gets asked t…

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