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Funny story: Senator Lindsay Graham Insists He’s Not Gay – He’s Just Flamboyant-As-Hell

Senator Lindsay Graham Insists He’s Not Gay – He’s Just Flamboyant-As-Hell

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ever since Lindsay Graham first came to D.C. there have been rumblings about his swishy walkie walkie manner. Nancy Pelosi once said that she had never, ever seen “Old Sissy Britches” as she pegged the fella from…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Says The Dildo Found in The Glove Compartment of His Kia Sorento is Not His

Ted Cruz Says The Dildo Found in The Glove Compartment of His Kia Sorento is Not His

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, Ted Cruz is now the most despised senator in the history of the United States senate. BF's Sonora Cahoots spoke with several Republican senators who said that Cruz is a damn embarrassment t…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

President Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a source within the White House, says that Trump is so upset and depressed that he has locked himself in the White House Bunker. Just before the president got inside t…

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Funny story: eLibido.sex Has Just Become The Nation's Number One On-Line Dating Service

eLibido.sex Has Just Become The Nation's Number One On-Line Dating Service

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just announced that the on-line dating service, eLibido.sex, has just become the top Internet dating service in the United States. It has just surpassed eBoinking.dic, eHumpapalooza.wow, and eHooha.mm…

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Funny story: The View’s Whoopi Goldberg Denies That She Bit Fellow Co-Host Meghan McCain's Breast

The View’s Whoopi Goldberg Denies That She Bit Fellow Co-Host Meghan McCain's Breast

NEW YORK CITY - The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a make-up artist who is employed by The View said that she witnessed a very heated confrontation between Whoopi Goldberg, 64, and Meghan McCain, 35. Chardonnay Tuckertini, 29, said that...

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Funny story: Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Today, a man entered the Congressional Bank, a bank serving members of the Senate and the House. It was all caught on HD security cameras. He gave a note to the teller, telling the teller to fill a bag. The teller asked him, "What bag?" The ma...

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Funny story: Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Mr. Trump has announced that the heroic canine, Conan, who assisted commandoes in bringing down Abu Bakr-al Baghdadi, will visit the White House soon. Conan was injured during the raid, but has recuperated and returned to service. Conan is a veter...

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Funny story: Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Whirling dwarfs and drummer parade led by Snarlin’ Senator Graham again set for US tour

Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...

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Funny story: “Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

“Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Inspired by Senator Graham’s response to a CIA briefing, a new TV series titled “The Smoking Bone Saw” is emerging on the Khashoggi problem. Senator Graham believes he was shown "a smoking bone saw," and has no doubts on who ordered the execution.

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Funny story: FBI Report on Kavanaugh gets Sir Speedy Award for 'no-stone-unturned' investigation

FBI Report on Kavanaugh gets Sir Speedy Award for 'no-stone-unturned' investigation

Ordered to further investigate Mr. Kavanaugh over a six day period, the FBI is now up for the Sir Speedy DDI (“due diligence investigation”) Award for 2018. The award is reputed for its “no-stone-unturned” and “no-keg-ignored” approach to Supreme...

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Funny story: Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Mr. Arnold Walker Buggerovski has been appointed special prosecutor to investigate Mr. Trump's alleged ties to Russian influence in the recent election, plus other matters. Despite Russian ancestry, Mr. Buggerovski has had a nearly saintly career...

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Funny story: John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

Additional to this central role going to Mr. McCain, the part of Cassius will be undertaken by Senator Graham, according to breaking news. Caesar himself will be performed by Alex Baldwin, renowned for his satirical reprise of Mr. Trump on Saturda...

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