How many GOP politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? The January 6th committee is still trying to figure out that answer. If Trump screws it in, and others applaud or help him screw, will he get screwed or will only they get screwed?…
Huddled up in her freezing cold granny flat, covered in tatty ageing blankets, and wearing woolly slippers, 85-year-old OAP, Betsy Sharples from Smethwick, UK, saw a report about a meeting of the high and mighty in Glasgow hoping to control global wa…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House had some pretty quick explaining to do after receiving a hefty bill for some work that was done. White House press secretary Cal Colfax stated that he called up The Shocking Electric Company to replace 12 light b...
"Last time I told those people the truth about the Druids and their trees but I wanted to warn them about a few other thangs! Robertson as usual started slow and then got all wound up and somewhat louder as he recorded his message. He then shut...
Desk-bound office workers working under the light of energy-efficient bulbs are in serious danger of developing cancer, scientists say. Spend more than a decade behind a desk and you're twice as likely to develop bowel cancer say researchers at th...
Police in a small town receive a tip about a family allegedly manufacturing illegal drugs in their home. With guns drawn, eight officers surrounded the Thomas Kinkaid looking, ivy covered cottage and demand the occupants open the door immediately...
EARTH - Wanting to wonder our of his bathroom is Neil Fairbanks. He has left the light on, and shrugs and says that 'it's only one light bulb'. Nearly 2 billion people were thinking the exact same thing. "It's no biggie," said New Yorker, Sheil...
It may be the season to be jolly, but electricity companies have failed to see the jolly side over Chris Borbal's festive decorations. Borbal, who lives in Ashton-under-lyne near Manchester, has been adding to his Christmas lights display for the...
Washington - I recently received an email from the Tea Party pointing out a life-threatening issue that's facing America. Recently elected Tea Party members have put the incandescent light bulb on the endangered species list, fearing it will soon be...
The pop music world was rocked today when it was discovered that Jeff Lynne, the singer with 1970s/1980s band the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO), had been injured in an accident with an electric light bulb. Lynne, 62, the co-founder of the band al...
Al "Green Money Machine" Gore, more often referred to as that "F*****g Dim Bulb" by critics after his global warming scam was uncovered, is now pushing a 40 Watt LED bulb 'guaranteed to last 17 years. For $50! But wait, if you order now, according...
An occasional writer on TheSpoof.com satirical news website has reported a series of events which he says have left him 'incandescent' with rage. "It all started on Monday when I was sitting at my computer. I was just about to press the exclamati...
The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...
The EU have declared that the 100 watt incandescent light bulb is to be phased out. From now on families will have to sit at home in the dark because a bunch of pen pushers in Brussels have got nothing better to do than ban a lightbulb. Comedian H...
With the European Union set to ban the sale of incandescent light-bulbs in 2012, panicked shoppers are stockpiling them three years ahead of the ban. The aim of the EU is to encourage shoppers to switch to the more environmentally friendly low ene...
US and A - The inventor of the compact flourescent lightbulb (CFL) that has been around since 1976, admitted this week that he was simply trying to make his boss look like a 'schmuck' when he came up with the idea of a spiral-shaped lightbulb...
In a shocking discovery made by intrepid wannabe scientist, Mark Bramwell, it has been found that every single lightbulb in every single house in every single street on every single... Umm every single light bulb contains top secret high-tech govern...
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