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Gulf Shores Beach, FL - Jimmy Buffett doesn't need to be searching for his 'lost shaker of salt' anymore, he can easily afford to hire someone to find it for him. The music legend, who's been touring the country with his Coral Reefer Band for decades...
Cupertino, California -- Following up on the overwhelming success of its family of smart wristwatches, Apple has staked out the area where your hand joins your arm as the market space for a new line of standalone fashions. Meet Apple Wrist Wearables.
Los Angeles, CA - It was an exciting day for Ernesto Lopez when he went to his doctor for a routine checkup.
After being weighed by one of the nurses, the 32 year old man realized that his weight was the same number as his area code, 310.
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