ORLANDO, FL - 26-year-old, Dave Smith, a self-professed libertarian and avid Bitcoin enthusiast, had funds stolen from his Binance cryptocurrency account and is currently filing a complaint with the US Department of Justice. Dave Smith, resident o…
In the midst of continuing lockdowns, vaccine passports, and widespread censorship, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has reported a troubling new addiction on the rise among male-identifying neoliberals: a media genre sensati…
WASHINGTON, D.C.--House Republicans today threatened to shut down the government unless the US Postal Service comes out with a new memorial stamp honoring free-market hero Ayn Rand. Ayn Rand, who was already memorialized in a postage stamp that ca...
IRVINE, CA--The new Ayn Rand Zoo, located in the same city that houses the Ayn Rand Institute and funded solely by private donors like Sheldon Adelson and Koch Industries, opened--and closed--last Wednesday in what Objectivist philosopher Leonard Pe...
Dateline: WASHINGTON--Polls indicate that Republicans are more respected by Americans, as a result of their complicated response to Russian President Putin's invasion of Ukraine. Since George W. Bush's second term, polls revealed that Americans' r...
WASHINGTON--The Wild Animals of America Party began as an offshoot of the GOP, railing against big government for interfering with the divinely ordained inequalities in nature. "Let the natural struggle in the marketplace sort everything out," said W...
Dateline: WASHINGTON-Senator and reputed Tea Party leader Ted Cruz introduced a resolution to the Senate yesterday, calling for the immolation of all of the United States apart from its golf courses. Speaking in favour of the motion on the congre...
Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan. Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...
Florida election officials in the small town of Myakka City are scratching their heads over the apparent practical joke being played on them that now has them in a quandary as to how to remedy the situation. A lemur known as Mister E. Mann is listed...
Little is known about the group calling itself the Paliens, but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter the intelligence of Palin herse...
The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and other New York newspapers and television stations are trying to maintain their journalistic bias by attempting to ignore Libertarian Candidate Warren Redlich in his bid for governor. New York Times repor...
Famed anti-tax crusader Lady Godiva today announced she is coming out of retirement in order to support Ron Paul's presidential campaign.
Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.
Straight talking actor Glenn Ford today endorsed Rep. Ron Paul's bid for the Republican Party's presidential nomination.
Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.
Up until April of 2007 such a story would have been unthinkable, an idea writers of political fiction would find too far removed from reality to even consider without some serious hallucinogens. This year, however, changes everything as a chain of errors by the GOP Republican guardians has coalesced into a debacle slowly unfolding in the most perfectly recorded election process ever witnessed.
Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...
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