Although they have met once or twice in the pub in the past few weeks, your local Liberal Democrat will not be disturbing you again, at least not until the next time. William Gavinson, a spokesperson from Chutney-on-the-Fritz's Liberal Democrat gr…
Although you barely remember their names or faces, Liberal Democrats have been popping up all over your little city now that local elections are taking place. Group members, not evil enough to join the Conservatives or not sensitive enough for Lab…
Lib Dem plonker Norman Baker is said to be kicking himself after telling a TV studio audience that the Royal Family needs to be “slimmed down”. The Prince of Wales interpreted this as an offer to be their personal trainer and he sent a letter on Clar…
Government officials have always assured us they have our best interests in mind. The chem trails we see in our skies, once thought to be a means for reprerssion, were actually meant to enhance our minds. But now we’re told by an NSA spokesman that s…
Washington D.C.; President Trump was furious upon learning the Congressman Jerry Nadler defecated on live TV yesterday. It’s rumored that he wanted the flags flown upside down at the Capitol building, but feared it might send the wrong message about…
As 11pm on 31 January 2020 finally came, and Britain left the EU after three years of rancorous debate, amid celebrations by thousands of people happy to finally get Brexit done, there were predictions of a cold front across Scotland and London, and...
A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London woman has told a local newspaper that she boiled a full kettle of water by placing it on the head of her staunch Brexiteer husband's head during a party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.
BILLINGSGATE POST: No more Folsom Prison Blues. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he wouldn’t be able to visit this California prison near Sacramento. The music he recorded inside these walls would now fall on deaf ears, because crime has been decrimi...
NEW YORK - The recent election of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for New York's 14th Congressional district has brought national attention to the role of politics in economic development. The Political Rock-Star "AOC" disrupted an astounding deal for Amazo...
Blake Blu Cox III, 24, says he was forced to castrate himself after Trump's executive order on border patrol was signed into action, in which a wall separating Texas and Mexico a became reality. Cox, who is now suing the state of Cali and the...
"We are the party of the common man," recently said Sen. Chuck Schumer, leading Democrat in the U.S. Senate. And Rep. Lois Maybee (D) of Rhode Island stated, "You can count on us to protect the civil liberties of all Americans." Rep. John Johnson (...
The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...
The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...
Nick Clegg's party (which would be finished by nine and the only music played would be Ed Sheeran songs) the Liberal Democrats have begun a pre-election panic. After realising that their in danger of getting less votes than a mime act on the X-Factor...
The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.
In 2013, anyone that claimed they weren't fussed if you put Marmite on their toast were fast-tracked into British political parties, to ensure their incredible indecisiveness and bullshitting talents did not go to waste. Last year, countless membe...
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