Recent news of Lewis Hamilton receiving a knighthood in the New Year's honours list has left one London cabbie 'gutted'. John Smith, 56, has been a black cab driver for 30 years, and in that time has taken close to 600,000 fares. But news of Lewis…
A man has spoken out about one of motor racing's all-time greats, Lewis Hamilton, and about how a speech the driving champion made has given new impetus to his humdrum existence. Hamilton was speaking after he had won his seventh world driver's ch…
Formula One motor racing fans probably thought they had seen everything the sport had to throw at them over the years, but British driver, Lewis Hamilton, had a surprise for fans at the Mexican Grand Prix yesterday, as he rode - and won - the race we...
We all know that driving a car can be dangerous, but now even motor racing's Lewis Hamilton has spoken out on the subject, saying he is disgusted at some of the things he's seen on the roads, especially abroad. Hamilton, who drives for the Mercede...
"Don't give me that 'five-time Formula One World Champion' bullshit. Hamilton's got the best car and the Mercedes team manager doesn't let Valtteri Bottas beat him. It's a fix," claimed Mr Paxton Quigley, former number one driver for Scalextric Team...
Newly crowned F1 world champion Brit, Lewis Hamilton, has also been crowned the prettiest champion ever apart from Scot, Jackie Stewart, whose red hair tickled the lassies fancies whilst blowing in the wind and kilt bearing a fine pair of ginger knoc...
Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix-up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces. In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract that means he will be delivering Braun shavers in...
In the final of the darts grand prix last night, Adrian Lewis beat Andy Hamilton in a pulsating final that was almost as interesting as watching men drive cars very fastly round a circular track for hours on end until waved to stop by a flag. Afte...
It seems like ancient history now, but the truth behind the break up of F1 ace Lewis Hamilton, and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger can finally be revealed. As first described in this very organ, the rot started setting into the couple's relation...
Two of the dance scene's top DJ's have been called in to revamp the UK national anthem following complaints by Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton that it is too short. The McLaren star was speaking after his "amazing" victory in the German Grand Prix a...
British Formula 1 racing driver Lewis Hamilton has announced he is to marry a cat. The twenty-six year old 2008 Formula One World Champion who currently drives for McLaren made the surprise announcement to the press yesterday following widespread rum...
Canadian Grand Prix winner Jenson Button, relaxing after his dramatic last lap surge to victory, apologised to McLaren Mercedes team mate Lewis Hamilton for knocking him out of the race, claiming that he didn't see Hamilton in his rear view mirror, a...
Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...
F1 star Lewis Hamilton has told members of his pit team that he is sick and tired of dating Nicole Scherzinger out of the Pussycat Dolls, and that he wants to date Cheryl Cole, out of Girls Aloud. For a change. Hamilton is said to be sick to de...
Lewis Hamilton is under the spotlight once again. Security staff were called to his hotel room last night following an incident with the cleaner of his room. Throughout the day Hamilton was seen to be in an agitated mood which a close friend confi...
What we all knew a long time ago has now been confirmed by another "Dickhead", an Australian minister (all politicians are), Lewis Hamilton, pretty-boy ex F1 champion is a DICKHEAD! After training at the F1 circuit in Melbourne, Lewis bombed out o...
BBC, Top Gear, reports with regret the hospitalisation of Mr Jeremy Clarkson, chief dumbass presenter and almost loudest shouter. Hammond, loudest presenter, (for that is how he is addressed by his public school colleagues) is unable to go on alone.
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