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Funny story: Mona Lisa Is Pouty As Louvre Opens Back Up

Mona Lisa Is Pouty As Louvre Opens Back Up

Paris, France - According to a super French art historian, Guy Ohlalâ, the Mona Lisa is not happy about the Louvre Museum opening back up after being closed for 4 months due to some weird bat burger illness. Monsieur Ohlalâ claims that he has a ve…

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Funny story: Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

London, UK - A rare and prophetic 1494 da Vinci pen-and-ink drawing of a snarling Prince Philip is to go on display at the Queen’s Gallery, Palace sources announced today. ‘Five Grotesque Heads’ - verso ‘A Man Tricked By Gypsies’ - depicts nonagen...

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Funny story: The Mona Lisa: What's So Good About It?

The Mona Lisa: What's So Good About It?

Beauty: it's all in the eye of the beholder, isn't it? What you think is beautiful, might not have quite the same effect on someone else, and vice-versa. It's true, right? Marmite is something else that divides us. Love it or hate it, that's what they say. And art, a subject that is, to say the least, 'contentious', is in a similar vein. You either appreciate it, or you don't. Probably t...

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Funny story: Kanye Takes Credit For Trump Candidacy

Kanye Takes Credit For Trump Candidacy

Love him or hate him, but most everyone knows he regularly compares himself to Jesus, Einstein, and Da Vinci among others. Kanye West, in a new interview with Digital Underground Music Productions, takes credit for Donald Trump's run for president, a...

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Funny story: Leonardo da Vinci 'Giant E' figure appears on Kardashian-West nuptials pic

Leonardo da Vinci 'Giant E' figure appears on Kardashian-West nuptials pic

Forte Belvedere, Italy - A large letter 'E' - plucked straight from Leonardo da Vinci's Annunciation painting - has popped up unexpectedly on Kim Kardashian's wedding pics posted on the internet today. Etched in the brickwork of the 39in × 85in oi...

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Funny story: Jesus and Disciples Were Not Present When da Vinci Painted "The Last Supper"

Jesus and Disciples Were Not Present When da Vinci Painted "The Last Supper"

Milan, Italy - An international panel of art experts and historians has unanimously agreed that Jesus Christ and his 12 Disciples were not actually present and did not personally sit for Leonardo da Vinci when da Vinci painted his famous mural "The L...

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Funny story: Mona Lisa Begs: Let Go, Lego

Mona Lisa Begs: Let Go, Lego

At a packed press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station last night, Mona Lisa (yep, the one who's the subject of Leonardo da Vinci's famous 1503 painting) told the world of her outrage to find out that someone had made a Lego likeness of her famo...

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Funny story: Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on TheGuardian.com website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would b...

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Funny story: Remains of Dolomites Mastiff discovered in 'Mona Lisa' tomb

Remains of Dolomites Mastiff discovered in 'Mona Lisa' tomb

Florence, Italy - "Whoever this woman was she was a dog alright," pit digger Guido Mortadella at the Martyr's Crypt at the Church of Santissima Annunziata told reporters today as news of the forensic breakthrough went viral. Weeks of painstaking e...

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Funny story: Identity of Da Vinci's Mona Lisa Confirmed As Roseanne, His Gymboree Teacher

Identity of Da Vinci's Mona Lisa Confirmed As Roseanne, His Gymboree Teacher

Scientists in Florence, Italy, have confirmed the identity of Leonardo Da Vinci's model for his Mona Lisa painting, after centuries of speculation. Extensive DNA testing of an exhumed body, computer modeling, and meticulous employment records from...

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Funny story: Douchesse painting 'ain't no Salvator Mundi' says top NYC art critic

Douchesse painting 'ain't no Salvator Mundi' says top NYC art critic

Manhattan, NY - A creepy new portrait of top Brit gold digger Kate Middleton has been panned by a leading New York art critic despite rave reviews on the other side of the Pond. Dr Cosmo Gouazzo, Gulbenkian Professor of Gum Arabic Studies at The S...

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Funny story: Dallas cowboys told Salvator Mundi is not for sale

Dallas cowboys told Salvator Mundi is not for sale

Texas - The reported $192 million 'transfer fee' targeting a reclusive Lily Pond Lane, East Hampton art buff has been rubbished as wildly optimistic pie-in-the-sky. Leonardo Da Vinci's fabulous Salvator Mundi dazzled the art world at London's Roya...

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Funny story: Hunt for Mona Lisa's tomb moves to Notre Dame de Paris

Hunt for Mona Lisa's tomb moves to Notre Dame de Paris

Paris - Italian art historians are having none of it of course despite an avalanche of evidence coming from Paris. But the quest to locate the last resting place of Lisa Gherardini Del Giocondo suddenly shifted this week from the Ursuline Convent...

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Funny story: Long lost Stonehenge Mona Lisa discovered

Long lost Stonehenge Mona Lisa discovered

London - The restoration and complete overhaul of a 15th century copy of Leonardo da Vinci's Verging On The Rocks has revealed a new version of the Mona Lisa. Sitting surrounded by Stonehenge's awesome monoliths the Florentine beauty wears a crims...

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Funny story: Leonardo Da Vinci: Painter At The Court Of Milan, National Gallery. Exhibition Review.

Leonardo Da Vinci: Painter At The Court Of Milan, National Gallery. Exhibition Review.

One of the most eagerly anticipated exhibitions ever, Leonardo Da Vinci: Painter at the Court of Milan brings nine of the Renaissance genius's paintings together for the first time. The show is a complete sell-out and queues for the few daily walk-in tickets are forming in the small hours. Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit joined the throng at the National Gallery... Have you ever tried to...

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Funny story: Veni, Vidi, Vinci!

Veni, Vidi, Vinci!

London - A reclusive Carnegie Hill, NY10028 tycoon is having to slum in in the Presidential Suite at the Four Seasons tonight as his latest acquisition the Salvator Mundi takes pole position at the National's Da Vinci exhibition. The mysterious ar...

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Funny story: Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

London - The restoration of a long lost Leonardo Da Vinci painting shows a 'female' Savior - camouflaged with an androgynous beard - holding a crystal ball and crossing Her fingers as if in anticipation of Judgement Day. Art critics said this week...

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