04.00 AM between Jaggedone's wax filled earholes:
Jaggedone to Jeeves: "Damn it Jeeves, can't you let an Old Codger get his beauty sleep!"
Bertie Wooster: "Jeeves ol' Bean, I heard that Holland could be underwater by 2050, have you heard that…
Cliveyenko Sergeyevich Dantonov alighted from the train and looked at his watch. He was a little early but he had expected crowds. If not for him, then surely to greet the great man who would lead the workers to freedom.
So, time to kill. Here we were at last - a day that would go down in history. And he was part of it. No longer would he be the butt of practical jokes - not he, Dantonov. Hence...
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