HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood is happy to report that one of the most hateful, bitter, disrespectful Brits on American TV has been fired. Vistawood said that Len "The Limey Loon" Goodman was terminated from…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the UK public that his mum, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed £75,000 [$84,900 US] to her former ballroom dancing instructor Len Goodman. A Buckingham Palace employee noted that the queen reall…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Melania Trump was reportedly thrilled that she was going to get to appear on this season’s “Dancing With The Stars.” She had even told her most favorite daughter-in-law, Tiffany Trump, that she was so excited about gett…
HOLLYWOOD – In a move that those in the entertainment business are calling the Tinsel Town Pearl Harbor, long-time "Dancing With The Stars" co-hosts, Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews, are out of the ballroom and now dancing out on the street. Suddenl…
HOLLYWOOD – Television’s number one dance show has just announced that the new season has been cancelled. An ABC spokesperson for "Dancing With The Stars" said that all of the dancers agreed that there was just no way that they could dance the cha...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are not happy with Brooke Burke-Charvet's replacement Erin Andrews. Word from the set of DWTS is that the 5-foot-10-inch Erin towers over everyone including most of the male celebrities and male...
HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...
HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...
HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...
NEW YORK CITY - Several news agencies are reporting that CNN is desperate to get back on top of the television network ratings chart. An unnamed source told TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddy that one of the reasons why Morgan was let go was due to hi...
HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice. The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and th...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...
NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers prides herself in being known as the Queen of Mean. And she has certainly demonstrated that she has some big far reaching claws on many occasions. The 80-year-old comedian was recently asked by the producers of the hit...
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron has confirmed that Phil Robertson star of Duck Dynasty has in fact been asked by the DWTS producers to appear on next season's edition of the hit dance show. Bergeron noted that Robertson wou...
HOLLYWOOD - Len Goodman, known as the Grouchy Grouch, is perhaps one of the most hated judges in the history of music and dance competition shows. Many Dancing With The Stars fans feel that the old, bitter Englishman makes fellow Brit Simon Cowell...
NEW YORK CITY - Snooki Polizzi is reportedly still upset at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The 4-foot-7-inch reality show celebrity says that she places the blame entirely on the old British fogey judge Len Goodman. Snooki...
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