Krakow - (RIP Mess): World leaders are cancelling on what should have been the blingiest Global Piss Process funeral of the decade. Some 30 heads of state were due to fly in to Krakow on Sunday for President Kaczynski's funeral at the splendifero...
A row has broken out over the decision to bury Polish President Lech Kaczynski in Wawel cathedral in Krakow - a place reserved for Poland's kings, heroes and Banana Splits. Hundreds have taken to the streets of the southern city in protest at the...
Krakow - (Pieski-in-the-Skyski): One of the C of E's provincial episcopal visitors - or flying bishops as they are known in the trade - is set to officiate at Saturday's funeral of Polish President Lech Kaczynski and his wife Maria. The full-bling...
Smolensk - (Pie-in-the-Sky): President Lech Kaczynski, who died in a mystery plane crash at the weekend, was Pope John Paul II's son and a secret protégé of current Pope Joe Ratzinger. Kaczynski, 61, and his monozygotic twin Jaroslaw, 69, had been...
The plane crash that killed the Polish president Lech Kaczynski will be investigated by Murder She Wrote meddler Jessica Fletcher. If it was pilot error, bad weather conditions, plane malfunction or foul play, the Poles can rest assured that Fletc...
Smolensk - NATO sources warned years ago that their designated classification names for former Eastern Bloc military craft might be blamed one day for tragedy. This weekend's Polish air disaster involved a former Soviet Tupolev Tu-154 whose offici...
Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Putin said last week that pesky Chechen separatist lesbians behind the Moscow metro attacks had been seen in a Bloodyvostock novelty shop selling laser beam pens. His words echoed grimly today as a Tupolev 154 plane carr...
Polish political par-tay Civic Platform, today took a strong position as a result of the parliamentary elections Sunday, winning 41.4 percent of the total vote with 600 percent of returns counted.
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