DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...
Austin, TX. - With a cry of, "No one messes with George but me," ex-First Lady Laura Bush jumped from her bar stool and with a solid uppercut felled Johnny 'Little Tree' Tyson of the Rattler's MotorCycle Club. Sprawled out on the floor amongst the c...
Dishes from the Bush household, showcased by Laura Bush. George's favourite Spam a la mode: (as suggested by George) Cook your spam by the desired method and to the desired point. Then serve with ice cream on top. Raw Spam: There are many ways to eat Spam. However, I believe that the worst way to eat Spam is to take a fork to an open, uncooked can. George loves raw Spam. Uncle Dick C...
The scandal starved tabloid fotogs and reporters have never seen a more boring administration than the eight lean years of George W Bush. Even the Carter years look good with at least some lust even if it was only in his dirty little presidential hea...
Always the loyal and supportive wife, first lady Librarian Laura Bush reached her breaking point at the Republican National Convention. Mrs Bush seemed to find ole W's avoidance of the convention, first to be with the Gustav refugees in Texas and...
At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...
Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
Washington D.C. - First Lady Laura Bush announced today that she has given up tap dancing as her way of honoring our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...
In a recent interview, Mrs. George W. Bush admitted that she routinely carries out her duties as First Lady in a disheveled, filthy state.
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John McCain selected Laura Bush as his running mate for President of the United States. Sighting that she has equal experience to Hillary Clinton: living in the White House; sleeping with the president; traveling to over fifty nations with the Presi...
After watching Mr. Bush's visit to the Middle East region, I, of course imaginatively, was granted an exclusive interview with the First Lady Laura Bush. At the beginning, I felt very uncomfortable, but she graciously helped me out of it. When I found my tongue, I bluntly asked Lady Laura why she had not accompanied her husband on the trip to the region.
Washington (IP) - First Lady Laura Bush has decided to enter a convent a year before her husband's term as president expires.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's surgeon confirmed what millions of Americans have always suspected, that living with George W Bush 'is a pain in the neck'.
Beautiful Laura Bush, until now the embodiment of grace and 1920's femininity, today rocked the American establishment by inadvertently suggesting that she indulges in 'Chocolate Tunnel Sex ' with half wit hubbie, George.
In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...
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