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Funny story: Las Vegas To Showcase Naked Female Boxing

Las Vegas To Showcase Naked Female Boxing

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Every Las Vegas hotel and casino has seen a drop in business by as much as 82%. One of the newest casinos, the Amazon Forest Hotel & Casino has stated that if business does not pick up, they may have to end up clo…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Agrees To Meet With Vladimir Putin

Joe Biden Agrees To Meet With Vladimir Putin

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Vox Populi says that President-Elect Joe Biden is wasting no time in trying to patch up the US-Russia differences, and has agreed to meet with Russia’s President Putin in February. The planned meeting will take pl…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Will Be Giving All Visitors 6 Marijuana Cigarettes

Las Vegas Will Be Giving All Visitors 6 Marijuana Cigarettes

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) – With the Coronavirus still wreaking havoc, the mayor of the biggest entertainment city in the world has come up with a rather unique way to attract some gamblers to Sin City. Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she th…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13

Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Sin City sports bookies all agree that the Cowboys, who are 2-5, have about as much of a chance of defeating the 7-0 Pittsburgh Steelers as a duck has of winning the Kentucky Derby. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked…

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Funny story: Trump Goes to Church With Hope Hicks – Where The Hell is Melania?

Trump Goes to Church With Hope Hicks – Where The Hell is Melania?

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette newspaper is reporting that the president did something that he has not done in 6 years. He actually set foot in a church. Trump attended Our Lady of The Roulette Wheel in downtown Las Veg…

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Funny story: One of The Sexiest “Call Girls” in Las Vegas is Having to Sell Her House

One of The Sexiest “Call Girls” in Las Vegas is Having to Sell Her House

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The unemployment mess, which is a direct result of the Coronavirus pandemic, has affected everyone in all lines of work. FiFi McTrix, is considered to be one of the most sought after “Ladies of the Evening” in Las Vegas…

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Funny story: Northern Colluder is Favored to Win The Kentucky Derby

Northern Colluder is Favored to Win The Kentucky Derby

LAS VEGAS – The Gambling Capital of the World has reported that they have chosen the horse who they feel will win the 146th running of the Kentucky Derby. Northern Colluder, owned by Saudi Arabian Prince Sim San Kashobi, who owns most of the Karma...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Pawn Shop Owner Says That He is Getting Hundreds of Slightly Used Casino Stripper Poles

Las Vegas Pawn Shop Owner Says That He is Getting Hundreds of Slightly Used Casino Stripper Poles

LAS VEGAS – Since the Coronavirus pandemic has shut down the Las Vegas casinos, all of the pole dancers have found themselves among the ranks of the unemployed. Franco Titsellini, who owns The Once a Pawn a Time Pawn Shop, said that, just in the p...

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Funny story: Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

LAS VEGAS – The Las Vegas Daily Light is reporting that the C-19 is even starting to affect the “Sugar Daddy” business. An independent survey was taken in the state of Nevada, which is known as “The Sugar Daddy Capital of The World”. The result...

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Funny story: Las Vegas to Close the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel

Las Vegas to Close the World Famous Little White Wedding Chapel

LAS VEGAS – After being in operation for almost 70 years, the most famous wedding chapel on the planet is shutting down due to the COVFEFE-45 Pandemic. The Church, which reportedly has married over 6.2 million couples from every country except f...

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Funny story: The Latest Las Vegas Odds on Trump Getting Re-Elected

The Latest Las Vegas Odds on Trump Getting Re-Elected

LAS VEGAS – The word from The Land of Odds is out, and it does not look very good for Old Man Trump in his bid to win a second term. National Focus Magazine is reporting that, it is no secret that businessman Trump being president makes about as m...

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Funny story: Many of Nevada’s Prostitutes Are Applying For Unemployment Benefits

Many of Nevada’s Prostitutes Are Applying For Unemployment Benefits

LAS VEGAS – Now that the number one entertainment mecca of the world has come to a total standstill, many Las Vegas employees are having to apply for unemployment benefits. One group of individuals that is really feeling the pinch,is the wild, wic...

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Funny story: MAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump

MAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the most crazed Trump supporters couldn’t believe that when Air Force One landed yesterday in Las Vegas for a giant Trump rally, that they would witness a miracle. Speaking of miracles, the president opened the rally by in...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag

Conor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag

He may be a tough guy, and he may have knocked-out American, Donald 'Cowboy' Cerrone, inside 40 seconds in his UFC comeback fight on Saturday, but Conor McGregor also has his softer side, and this became apparent to fans when the Irishman was later s...

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Funny story: Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

Trump: “I learnt to be a war leader and business leader from Sargeant Bilko”

White House, Washington: Donald Trump outlines his War plans, based on the documentary series of Bilko. “As President of the United States, I feel compelled to advise you to watch the whole series of Sargeant Bilko, a well put together series of...

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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Funny story: Gambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!

Gambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!

Two naughty nuns have been spotted gambling in Las Vegas on slot machines and Blackjack tables with money they slipped into their wimples. When asked by their boss, a Papal rep, where in "heaven's name" (get it?) did they get the money from and wh...

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