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Funny story: Climate Change is a Problem for Whacking

Climate Change is a Problem for Whacking

In the good old days, when the mafia owned Las Vegas, a wiseguy could whack an enemy, dump his body in a barrel and throw him into Lake Mead. It would take a long time and a lot of decomposition, before the body was found. If ever. Now that water…

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Funny story: Holy Marriage in Las Vegas

Holy Marriage in Las Vegas

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it is sacred, blessed and ruled over by GOOOOOOOOOD! [Listen to those heavy metal lyrics!] God is there when Mr and Mrs are going through a wedding chapel drive-thru in Las Vegas, the groom dresse…

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Funny story: Place Yer Bets - Where will the next Mass Shooting be?

Place Yer Bets - Where will the next Mass Shooting be?

Vegas is taking odds. And now more betting establishments around the world want in on the action. Many people have stopped caring about America and its religious fanaticism of guns. From one law (the Second Amendment – this came second? After all…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She's Quitting Politics and Plans To Move To Las Vegas To Become A Call Girl

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She's Quitting Politics and Plans To Move To Las Vegas To Become A Call Girl

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene told the Fox News resident rodent, Greg Gutfled, that she is so fed up with all the hatred in D.C. that she is thinking about quitting and moving west to Las Vegas. When asked by Vox…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The 148th running of the "Run For The Roses" as the Kentucky Derby is called will have a field of 24 horses, by far the most thoroughbreds to race at Churchill Downs. Two of the horses are from China, one i…

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Funny story: Russian Oligarchs Are Buying Up Las Vegas Gambling Casinos

Russian Oligarchs Are Buying Up Las Vegas Gambling Casinos

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Russian oligarchs are anxiously taking their money out of Russia, which is in danger of failing financially by the end of the year. Hacienda Fiddle with BBN spoke with a high profile wri…

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Funny story: A Las Vegas Call Girl Has The Largest Collection of Labia Majora Rings In The Entire World

A Las Vegas Call Girl Has The Largest Collection of Labia Majora Rings In The Entire World

LAS VEGAS, Nevada – (Satire News) – Las Vegas (aka “Sin City) is in the limelight again due to one of it’s most popular “Call Girls.” The Veni Vidi Vici New Agency reports that Gina Fellawax has made world-wide news due to the fact that she has th…

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Adele Cancelled Her Las Vegas Engagement

The Real Reason Why Adele Cancelled Her Las Vegas Engagement

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Adele regrets having to cancel her much anticipated “Adele Kicks Sin City’s Ass” performances, but she has no choice. That is according to Margarita Mixx, writer with the Wild Whispers News Agency. A rep for Adele'…

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Funny story: Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic

Celine Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic

LAS VEGAS – (Entertainment Satire) – Close friends of songstress Celine Dion are extremely worried about her, as she has dipped down to a skinny-as-hell 81 pounds. A member of her Las Vegas band, who begged not to have his name released, said that…

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Funny story: The Las Vegas Couple Who Named Their Baby Girl, Vagina, Have Decided to Change Her Name To Keep From Going To Prison

The Las Vegas Couple Who Named Their Baby Girl, Vagina, Have Decided to Change Her Name To Keep From Going To Prison

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – RumorLand News reports that Wendell and Pandora Tuckweed will not be arrested after all. The couple, who named their baby daughter, Vagina, said that it was really just a joke, but the Nevada State Department of Normalc…

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Funny story: The Girl USA Beauty Pageant Winner Has Just Been Disqualified and For a Good Little Reason

The Girl USA Beauty Pageant Winner Has Just Been Disqualified and For a Good Little Reason

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – The Bravisimo Network has just divulged that the winner of the 2021 Girl USA Beauty Pageant has been stripped of her title, her crown, her sash, and her $200,000 college scholarship. The B Network stated that Miss Alaba…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

Donald Trump Attends a Boxing Match In Las Vegas And Is Angrily Booed By Tens of Thousands of Boxing Fans

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – According to the Balls News Agency, it appears that one Donald Johnny Trump is finally realizing that tens of millions of people hate him as much as they hate Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Joe Manchin, and the king o…

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Funny story: United States Customs Agents Confiscate $17 Million in Counterfeit Nickels

United States Customs Agents Confiscate $17 Million in Counterfeit Nickels

SAN DIEGO, California – (Satire News) - United States Customs Agents in San Diego, California, report that they have just confiscated a huge shipment of illegal coins that was bound for several Las Vegas gambling casinos. The 18-wheeler was found…

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Funny story: Las Vegas To Showcase Naked Female Boxing

Las Vegas To Showcase Naked Female Boxing

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Every Las Vegas hotel and casino has seen a drop in business by as much as 82%. One of the newest casinos, the Amazon Forest Hotel & Casino has stated that if business does not pick up, they may have to end up clo…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Agrees To Meet With Vladimir Putin

Joe Biden Agrees To Meet With Vladimir Putin

DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Vox Populi says that President-Elect Joe Biden is wasting no time in trying to patch up the US-Russia differences, and has agreed to meet with Russia’s President Putin in February. The planned meeting will take pl…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Will Be Giving All Visitors 6 Marijuana Cigarettes

Las Vegas Will Be Giving All Visitors 6 Marijuana Cigarettes

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) – With the Coronavirus still wreaking havoc, the mayor of the biggest entertainment city in the world has come up with a rather unique way to attract some gamblers to Sin City. Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she th…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13

Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Sin City sports bookies all agree that the Cowboys, who are 2-5, have about as much of a chance of defeating the 7-0 Pittsburgh Steelers as a duck has of winning the Kentucky Derby. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked…

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