LAREDO, Texas – The city known as “La Queen on the Rio Grande” has just passed a law that has a lot of its residents yelling out just about every curse word in the book, both in English and in Spanish. Laredo Chief of Police, Paquito “El Torito” M...
LAREDO, Texas – The Laredo sector of the Border Patrol has stated that the apprehension of illegal immigrants has dropped by 98%. BP spokesperson, Benardo Poggenpohl, said that in his conversation with one of the Guatemalan detainees, he was told,...
LAREDO, Texas - Agents of The United States Border Patrol stationed in Laredo have just confiscated what they are calling one of the largest counterfeit smuggling rings of all time. Border Patrol Director Aspinwall L. Tiffinmiffin, 53, stated that...
ROUND ROCK, Texas - Willie Nelson had just finished performing at The Round Rock City Limits Bar & Grill when he was asked about his new hair look. Willie, who is 77, said that he went and had his waist length braids cut off because he simply...
AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will be sending the Texas Rangers down to the Texas-Mexico border town of Laredo. At first several newspapers were set to report that it was the American Baseball League Texas Rangers. Th...
LAREDO, Texas - United States Custom's Department Director Adobe "Chipper" Chipotle has informed Washington D.C. that one of his top drug-sniffing dogs Spot has sadly become addicted to drugs. Spot, who is six years old has been a U.S. Custom's (C...
LAREDO, Texas - President Barack Obama visited the border city of Laredo, Texas and told a crowd of over 50,000 that had assembled on Fulano De Tal's 100,000 acre John Doe Ranch that he understands their concern, worry, and apprehension regarding the...
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